Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
Zoom outfit: Corporate shirt and boxers.
— ‘Tunde Omotoye (@TundeTASH) July 20, 2020
Ayo do voices be talking in y’all head?? u can be praying for a miracle den a lil voice a be like “fuck god” like bro what nooo😂😂😂😂😂😂
— LBG Manny💰 (@Wb_Manny) July 19, 2020
Just imagine say Jeff Bezos dey pay tithe. The pastor go dey space Dangote for Forbes list.
— Omoniyi Israel (@__Omoissy) July 21, 2020
‘Sorry for yourself’ is the funniest response when you say sorry to an African parent 😂😂😂
— Antoinette (@antoinetteale_) July 19, 2020
*******Me in the courtroom********
Judge : Order Order !
— Royal Majesty (@iamnobodyex) July 21, 2020
When you're offered a job that pays $1500/hr to clean the cemetery alone 10pm – 5am pic.twitter.com/IPkokeQnlJ
— God's Own 💚 (@Ajatz02) July 21, 2020
How I check my MTN monthly sub after 2 days of subscription https://t.co/Dqzqtt5FSo
— PraizGod🌈 (@Itz_thoyyn) July 21, 2020
The day we lay our hands on that MTN officer that’s sucking our data dry
I want to marry someone as funny as me… imagine us both laughing because we forgot to pick out kids from school
— SECRET LOVER 🖤 (@Omo_Alufa_) July 21, 2020
Android Users: Where tf is my charger?? 😵
PS4 Users: https://t.co/AKhFqGOksj
— 🖤🦍LIL CODED ZNEH🔥🚀 (@lilcodedzneh) July 21, 2020
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