Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
I act like I alright but deep down I’m scared there’s been light for three days now.
— Aaron (@aaronsotunde) August 20, 2020
It’s really something to be scared of
Is that … is that sunlight ? https://t.co/sazr65JoIF
— Kingslee (@Kingslee__) August 20, 2020
Sunlight and Suya??? It dinnor join
Peer Pressure will kill some people 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/b61GPDChOG
— Eze Nunu 🇨🇦 (@MaziEzenna) August 20, 2020
Maa? Are you okay?
Nigerian bank accounts is the only place in the world where N5,000 + N5,000 = N9,987.47 🤦🏽♂️
— s h e l l e (@shelleofficial) August 20, 2020
All the Nigerian banks on this table…mmmh
Niggas learn your middle name and think calling you by it makes them special Dfkm
— YT: 𝒜 𝒯𝑜𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒪𝒻 𝒮𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 ✨ (@ADoseOfStella) August 20, 2020
They don’t know
“Nwanne, just do it” https://t.co/NVPaOxaeet
— Sijuade (@ProlificFids) August 20, 2020
My uber driver is not taking any chances with Covid-19 😂🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/3LtJk5r0Hb
— Nana-Aisha (@AishaSalaudeen) August 20, 2020
That’s the way to go
"Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard…."
"Did Dangote graduate with a First Class….."
What you are playing with is multidimensional poverty. I wish you luck sha.
— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) August 20, 2020
Funny tweets while men slept
The thing they stole https://t.co/vOnbe3jgNN
— guardians of the ghetto • (@TrueTashan) August 19, 2020
Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Heavy traffic
Teacher: Is it my fault?
Me: Did I blame you?
The whole class: https://t.co/bluzqxeA54
— Brezzido 💕 (@_aremo_ade) August 19, 2020
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