The Thread: 3 hilarious reasons why TwitterNG would rather Psquare split

It’s been drama galore on Twitter’s streets with the dirty breakup of the musical group, PSquare. Paul and Peter Okoye are twins, whose dancing talent is reminiscent of Usher. But as we’ve seen, well choreographed dance steps are not enough to keep people together, let alone blood ties…even twin blood ties like theirs.

When the news broke of a possible split, Twitter Nigeria could only muster a huge yawn. Nigerians could simply not be bothered, perhaps because it had occurred before. After which the feuding brothers kissed and made up until they couldn’t stand each other again.

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This time around, we’re still waiting for the first fan to write an emotional open letter to the duo to turn the tide around. While God is preparing the vessel, here are three reasons these Nigerians want Psquare to go their separate ways for good:

1 Ifunanya

This signature Psquare song has caused major trouble for bearers of the name, it would seem. Ifunanya is crying about it:

2. The stars predicted it- actually, it was just a nursery rhyme, but hey tomaytoes, tomatoes.

Can’t argue with the cards, Sugar.

 

3. There’s a more pressing matter with a different Paul. The Manchester United star sustained an injury that may require surgery. And the emotional stability, not to mention betting livelihood of these fans rest on Paul.

So Paul Psquare and Peter Psqaure, we don’t care.

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