Did you say don’t own a car? We feel your grief but that would be taking things too far. Personal vehicles make life commuting around cities easier so why give up that comfort because human road banks are a thing?

Just take a page from Dr Joe Abah’s book. Dr Joe Abah is the Director General of BPSR, the Bureau of Public Service Reforms. As far as civil services agencies reforms go, Dr Joe Abah has the Midas touch.

Today, we received "Ethical Clearance" to commence our work on seeing a doctor in government hospitals. Details soon. LUTH, were coming!

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) May 8, 2017

Make I kuku announce. Our people @LUTHofficial , Dr Aristo is coming to open your books to see how you are doing your customers. Ges redi ?

— Sodiq Omoola Ph.d. (@surdeeeq) May 8, 2017

Coming soon to LUTH/CMUL —> "Uninterrupted power supply via 3.48MW Independent Power Plant with 3 gas powered turbines" pic.twitter.com/s0vtYfRr7k

— LUTH (@LUTHofficial) May 8, 2017

I swear @DrJoeAbah has two heads. Even Juju is not this efficient ?

— Ishola Kuku (@FarrHook) May 8, 2017

Today, we received "Ethical Clearance" to commence our work on seeing a doctor in government hospitals. Details soon. LUTH, were coming!

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) May 8, 2017

If I say I haven't been worried that'd he'd actually be leaving the public service, I'd be lying to myself. The sort of player you keep.

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) May 8, 2017

So believe us when we say that somebody who has been able to turn around the civil service certainly knows one or two things about dealing with the police, VIO, LASTMA and the congregation of agencies that cause more chaos than aid on our roads. This is his testimony:

What if I tell you that I've driven in Abuja for 12 years and have never been asked for my "particulars"? Here's what I do in a short thread

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) May 7, 2017

What I do when stopped by police in Abuja won't work for everyone. But you can't sniff at 12 years of never having had to show "particulars"

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) May 7, 2017

Easiest way to get trouble with Abuja police is to frown and ask in your mind "What? Why did you stop me, you corrupt so and so?" End!

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) May 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/manmustwack/status/861481421554233344

https://twitter.com/manmustwack/status/861481485907447809

We learn everyday.