Eighty-three-year-old Eva Halpain and her partner John Manassel were in the midst of explaining to a local TV news crew how a falling tree had destroyed their house during a storm when their eyes suddenly widened.
‘What is this out there that we got?’ John asked, peering out to the end of the driveway.
The Daily Mail reports, what they had, in fact, was a man who had just emerged from the woods stark naked. He was walking nonchalantly down the road with his hand over his genitals.
Police say the man, Nathaniel Koba, 22, was high on drugs when he walked out of the woods.
Koba was charged with public intoxication and indecent exposure as a result of his revealing encounter with the elderly couple.