Today’s Noisemakers: Donald Trump, Aisha Gani + the football world mourns Cheick Tiote

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Donald Trump

This one has passed noise; it’s a hurricane, blowing down on us relentlessly and we are tired. Yes, we are very tired. Someone needs to slam Trump’s Twitter fingers- and all their heirs and assigns- with a permanent injunction so our brains and souls may find needed rest.

Jeez!

It is unbecoming of a president to attack a political ally during their time of grief, and that’s what Trump did to Mayor Sadiq Khan of London. Not once. Twice. He had to be taking a page out of the Politics 101 Black Book, else he’d know bettr; do better too.

[In case you missed it]: “The Thread: “How the f__k are you the president?” | Americans and Britons drag Trump over hate tweets”

We are tired. And find it all deplorable.

[Read also]: The Thread: “Unhinged rants” “You’ve failed as a human” | America blows up at Trump

 

2. Ayo Sogunro

Apparently, politics brings out the worst in people. This time, the ‘fencists’ win:

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4. Aisha

The three London terrrorists can’t find an imam between them. Powerful statement!

https://twitter.com/aishagani/status/871744296550105088

5. Victor Asemota

All about third-world country moves:

6. Check Tiote

Former Newcastle United footballer is dead. He collapsed during training in China. The football world mourns:

https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/871786505370513408

7. Carlos Lopes:

8. Dean

No bragging rights for sex a minor.

https://twitter.com/MuvaPhia/status/871723786340491264

https://twitter.com/MuvaPhia/status/871724872312827904

https://twitter.com/MuvaPhia/status/871725353332383744

https://twitter.com/illKilRoy/status/871783283272679426

8. Power Diva

Say no to Puff Puff.

https://twitter.com/BrownieDivaB/status/871673382823223296

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9. Chimamanda

Incompetemnce dressed up as strategy is stll incompetence

This one’s for you, Trump.

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