Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Adeola Mary Slessor
You are happy about the proposed strike just because you hate Buhari and want to spite his government?
I really don’t understand, I really don’t!!!
— Adeola (@_Aadeolaa) November 6, 2018
2. Sammy Desh
Before you get angry or take anything to heart on Twitter, always remember you use this app with some 16yr olds and attention deprived adults.
— Sammy Desh (@Deshysmalls) November 6, 2018
Ohoh!
But you are also angry in this tweet. Which one is ‘attention-deprived adults’.
Kamdan joor! But it’s true shaa.
3. Broda Mik
https://twitter.com/skinez8/status/1059712546758897665
Really?
Are you so sure about this?
4. Ahmad Salkida
There was an attack last night in Kukawa, I didn't report bcz I hate to be the first bearer of bad news, surprisingly a major attack like this is yet to make it to the news. Many lives were lost, lethal equipments have found its way into the hands of those bent on destroying us.
— Ahmad Salkida (@A_Salkida) November 6, 2018
Oh my!
It is not fair that we have to continue to experience such things in our country.
Security needs to be given top priority in Nigeria.
5. Kola Oyeneyin
In a true federation, every state would determine its own minimum wage. There shouldn’t be such a thing as inform national minimum wage. Here are the top 10 states’ minimum wage (per hour) in the US whose democracy we pretend to copy. pic.twitter.com/u3NAOsv4Hs
— K.O. | 🇳🇬 (@KolaOyeneyin) November 6, 2018
Exactly!!!
6. Biyi
https://twitter.com/Baddman20/status/1059712572860088320
There is nothing like small sex. Sex is sex.
Besides, why have sex out of a recognised union and still decide not to use condom?
7. Pius Adesanmi
I see Buhari campaign video jingles "brought to u by d Federal Ministry of Information & Culture." A Federal Ministry is using public funds to campaign for a candidate. Maybe there is good in Nigeria being so bad: we serve humanity as a good example of how not to run a country.
— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) November 6, 2018
