Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Well. Mine was “is seeing other people cheating?”
He said yes.
I said okay.
And we started introducing each other as boyfriend, girlfriend. https://t.co/pT3dDWKHwS
— Written By (@DamiElebe) June 7, 2019
Are you still in the relationship?
Fornication is one sin that has so been normalized. It is even listed as a criteria for healthy relationship.
— ThatTomBoy (@estar_umoh) June 7, 2019
Nigerians are going to Hell because of this.
Pls, what business can someone start with 50k?
— Frank Donga™ (@frankdonga_) June 7, 2019
You can give me the money
Never forget, the enablers of the Tyrant are worse than the tyrant himself. The Kadarias of this world, the Joe Abahs of this world & co.
— Comrade Deji Adeyanju (@adeyanjudeji) June 7, 2019
Las las, you will be fine