Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Dismantling the Great Kingdom of Kano that is over a thousand years old because of petty politics is a DISGRACE…
— Jack Obinyan-Buhari ?? (@JackObinyan) May 9, 2019
Like I always say: Throw this entire country away
My people. We can’t hide our disappointment this judgment of the Court of Appeal. It hurts, it’s extremely painful but guess what? It is not the end. Far from it. Everyone remain calm. I want to urge all our supporters to remain calm in this time.
— Davido (@iam_Davido) May 9, 2019
OK, Davido the pacifier.
Even if they decide to go after Asiwaju in an unjust way, my voice will be as loud as it was during Onnoghen.
— Comrade Deji Adeyanju?? (@adeyanjudeji) May 9, 2019
If they put you in prison again, you are on your own.
Godwin Emefiele (Bsc, Msc University of Nigeria, Nsukka) is the worst Central Bank governor in Nigeria’s history!
General Buhari just nominated him for a second term.
Buhari and INCOMPETENCE are Siamese Twins.??
— Chuba Ugwu (@chonsyy) May 9, 2019
You are insulting Sai Baba like this? You lack home training
Those of you who voted for disastrous politicians for a second term really need to spare us these post-election regrets. It’s one thing to be bitten once, it’s another to ask to be bitten again. The next level of your political calculation hasn’t even begun yet and you’re scared.
— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) May 9, 2019
PREACH
My Favorite Food is “Fried Orange” What’s Yours?
— Omasilachi Amanda Ifeoluwa Chinda???? (@amandachinda_) May 9, 2019
You must be a witch.
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.
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