Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Idris
Outwardly, the grave is peaceful and quiet, while inwardly, it contains secrets and terrors which an ordinary mind cannot perceive.
— Idris (@7signxx) April 11, 2018
How does Idris know this?
Since we want to believe that he is a member of the ‘outward’ community and knows nothing about what is going on ‘inwardly’ in graves.
2. Nasir El-Rufai
Following the declaration of Kaduna as a polio free state, the state government today announced a monthly allowance of 10K each for 17,139 ward heads in the 34 chiefdoms. This is to appreciate the immense contribution of ward heads in ramping up polio immunization in the state.
— Governor of Kaduna (@GovKaduna) April 11, 2018
Sometimes, we should sit back and commend some political office holders for their work. They might be ‘stubborn’ oo but…
Before you start condemning the meagre pay, remember it sums up to N171,390,000 monthly.
3. Dipo Awojide
Be inspired, be responsible.
https://twitter.com/OgbeniDipo/status/984030941550206982
The message: Work hard and create a better future for the coming generation.
4. Sammy
This time last year a friend told me about a girl he likes but she's always calling him "Broda Lekan"😂 i told him to shoot his shot anyways. He did, she agreed, and i was the best man in December. He just called to tell me she's 2 months pregnant.
I am so proud of my G 👏🏾
— Sammy Desh (@Deshysmalls) April 11, 2018
Shoot your shot!
Just like one singer said: “If you love somebody tell am you love am ehhh, it does no crime, no crime at all“.
Imagine if he had remained timid and someone else came up, just imagine.
5. Farooq Kperogi
Even as president Buhari can't resist the we-northerners-versus-they-southerners mentality. In this Dec '17 video Buhari thanked Kano pple for coming out en mass and said "saboda yan kudu su san har yanzu inada gata." That is, "so that Southerners can see how famous I still am" pic.twitter.com/iNBaLlEzSl
— Farooq Kperogi (@farooqkperogi) April 11, 2018
When a president talks like that, he shows that he is determined to undermine all attempts at national cohesion.
Unless the Presidency comes out to ‘clarify’ that statement, as they usually do, we must condemn such ‘open-field war against other ethnic groups‘.
6. Elvis Tunde
https://twitter.com/Baddest_Law/status/984022483509575685
Lawal innocently tweeted but some people are just wicked. They cannot look and pass.
https://twitter.com/Tunnyking/status/984023124835471361
7. Dominic Ashimwe
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhb34kgld2d/?taken-by=dominicashimwe
Amen?
Amen!!!
If you see and understand the suffering all over the world, you cannot but be moved to tears.
8. Troublemaker
https://twitter.com/RovielOfficial/status/984010660664225793
Please, can we ask this guy was doing when he was typing this?
As for me, I feel he was probably trying out Jamaican weed.
Understand wetin?
