Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

2 months ago, Governor @elrufai of Kaduna promised that foreigners who intervene in Nigeria will return home in “body bags”. Now a British @UKinNigeria aid worker in Nigeria is returning in a body bag. Elrufai may not have targeted her, but the words of a leader inspires the led.

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) April 23, 2019

Na wa.

Dear Lord, I see what you’re doing for my colleagues abroad. Pls, Baba. Do your thing. I’m available ??????‍ https://t.co/qayvMbPecj

— Frank Donga™ (@frankdonga_) April 23, 2019

Can you do prostitution in exchange of what you want?

“Feminist is a bullshit”
these are the ones we’re supposed to ‘teach’ ?
Mba, biko. I’d rather stick pins in my eyes and lick the feet of homeless people. https://t.co/jAeDkq3TEu

— cherry bomb (@Tobiafolabi_) April 23, 2019

LOL, but you are horrible for slandering homeless people.

If only Nigerians can carry the constitution the same way they carry Game of Thrones on their head, we would be in a much better place. In fact, maybe not the entire Constitution sef, just Chapter 4 kpere!

— J.O. Effoduh (@effodu) April 23, 2019

FACTS

If Gillette should come now and Say do away with toxic masculinity, y’all will start having heart attacks . Imagine trying to control a kids natural interest cause you want to project your toxic idea of what he should do as a ‘boy’ . rubbish https://t.co/lregBB2tRY

— A babe. (@ebelee_) April 23, 2019

If we say men are scum now.

Nigerians are fools naira marley was saying the truth

— Oluwatobi (@Thatoddone_) April 23, 2019

You must be high on cheap cough medicine.

Your faves continue supporting internet fraud with or without style.
Everyday you people are find new ways to tell us why you’re criminals.

— Written By (@DamiElebe) April 23, 2019

PREACHHH