Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Funmi Iyanda
The media entrepreneur is singing the praises of her 16-year-old daughter who has now ventured into the creative world.
See below:
2 month ago, my daughter Mo Odegbami, 16, told me she'd spend the summer creating a magazine. She wouldn't accept help or money from me.
— Funmi Iyanda (@Funmilola) September 9, 2017
She also told me not to say a word, l don't follow her on most SM or post pics of her, she's never allowed it and l respect her personhood.
— Funmi Iyanda (@Funmilola) September 9, 2017
I have no idea where she's taking it but here it is https://t.co/djOFzail61. If you like it, do subscribe and follow them on SM.
— Funmi Iyanda (@Funmilola) September 9, 2017
Reactions:
Beautiful.
— Babs (@BabsBurton) September 9, 2017
: Not surprise anyways, like mother like daughter smart intelligent people
— uche Ohus (@ucheohuaka) September 9, 2017
Nice.
2. Dr Joe Abah
El Rufai has been given the go-ahead for 2019 by TwitterNG while Atiku has been axed; Dankwambo and Peter Obi are being urged to consider it and Joe Abah just wants his beauty sleep.
If what we are obsessing about in 2017 is who will run in 2019, not on the conditionalities to set for WHOEVER runs, wake me up in 2021.😴
— Dr Joe Abah, OON (@DrJoeAbah) September 9, 2017
If we focus more on well-articulated policies and track records of performance, NOT personalities, things will improve.
— Osasu Obayiuwana (@osasuo) September 9, 2017
But, as you know, the CULT OF PERSONALITY reigns supreme in Nigerian politics. It is a cancer destroying us.
— Osasu Obayiuwana (@osasuo) September 9, 2017
You will wake in 2021 only to get right back to sleep as the same process is repeated. It's sad. Very sad.
— K.C Ujam (@DataByKC) September 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/pointsayer/status/906453148709130240
https://twitter.com/pointsayer/status/906457478015176704
Lool enjoy your sleep Dr, and welcome to Nigerian Politics. 😁 https://t.co/TlmP9xABQM
— Peacock (@dawisu) September 9, 2017
3. Runtown
Runtown’s cooking something mysterious- and apologising in advance:
Bout to drop that new sound again and pls Don't get mad when i finish what you think you started 😆😂
— Runtown (@iRuntown) September 9, 2017
Reactions:
Oshey shitor vibes
Baddest— Freeman (@princefolabi) September 9, 2017
Ezz lit. https://t.co/TzBZxoF3cO
— F Ọ́ L Ú 🚀 (@FolushoxFolarin) September 9, 2017
proudly anticipated. Tha hit maker🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
— NOEL🧸 (@FraizyNoel) September 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/BosaLin/status/906591501207175170
4. Sam Hart
This ought to fall under life hacks, reality check, how to rip off the band aid etc, etc.
When you decide to stop accepting people's BS,they say someone else is influencing you. They can't believe you can decide to call their bull
— Sam Hart, mni (@hartng) September 9, 2017
5. Gabby Sidibe
Fenty by Rihanna is all the beauty industry is talking about these days, never mind that Kim K launched a new collection of contour kits a few weeks ago.
People of colour are going gaga over the 40 plus shades she’s made available for women, particularly for darker women whom the beauty industry regularly disregards.
This is Gabby’s review:
In case you're wondering about #FentyBeauty on dark skin, issa YES for me dawg. pic.twitter.com/RRiFkvQKR6
— Gabby Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) September 9, 2017
Reactions:
The only review I needed
— Sad Girls Club (@MayyRiot) September 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/alejwada/status/906580586013380608
https://twitter.com/ShowzOut/status/906544511710527489
Go, Rih Rih!
6. Abiola
We’ll just leave this here…and walk away
I bought a nice meal for myself.. got home, went upstairs to change.came downstairs to eat..and guess what? The houseboy had eaten my food
— A.D-E (@AbiolaD_Etti) September 9, 2017
7. Feyi Fawehinmi
Feyi makes a case for teaching Nigerian English.
"Ma fren, will you come over here now"
"I'm not your friend, I'm your son!"
Don't know how to explain this stuff to these boys
— tyro (@DoubleEph) September 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/onlyAyos/status/906596974190833664
https://twitter.com/onlyAyos/status/906597095360122882
😂😂😂 people need to be brought up to speed with Nigerian English
— tyro (@DoubleEph) September 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/onlyAyos/status/906599141517787136
Funny.
