Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Isreal

https://twitter.com/israelmaks/status/988350220013621248

2. Kayode Ogundamisi

Nigerian ??'YOOT' and some adults donated 5.1 Billion Naira to #BBNaija and made ?? economy and South African ?? entrepreneurs 5.1 Billion richer.
Imagine if 'YOOT' contestants for @NGRPresident form a coalition, the 'YOOT' can raise N5.1B CAMPAIGN FUNDS. Pls Read Thread? https://t.co/7GeYU2l6qW

— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) April 23, 2018

3. Jack Robinson

If you don't see anything wrong in Chimamanda saying she was "a little bit upset" because Hillary started her twitter bio with "Wife" when the basics of feminism is for women to be able to do whatever they want, then you have a problem.

— Mr. Jack Robinson (@jackdre02) April 23, 2018

Feminism is great for mankind, but how did it get to the point where you get upset by what people write in their bio??? By how they choose to describe themselves

— Mr. Jack Robinson (@jackdre02) April 23, 2018

4. Pablo

https://twitter.com/Pabloayodeji/status/988341428056199168

Is this supposed to be an attempt to trend, a stunt or an actual decision?

If it is… suicide is NEVER the way out. Some people pass through worse and still make it until old age.

Hopefully, he is only joking.

5. Cynthia Obi-Uchendu

Awwww…

6. Dino Melaye

I have just been arrested at the international wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe airport on my way to Morocco for an official engagement sponsored by the Federal Govt after checking in.

— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) April 23, 2018

Over 30 heavily armed fierce looking mobile police men have just stormed My residence in Maitama, Abuja.
All roads leading to House has been condoned off, as heavy mobile police men blocked entry & exit of the road. They currently laid siege on in and around The house.

— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) April 23, 2018

7. Ikechukwu

President Buhari travelled to UK and disgraced us.

Chimamanda Adichie travelled to New York and disgraced us too.

And you people think it was not God's plan for Police to arrest Dino Melaye at the airport, as he was about travelling out of Nigeria this morning?

— PRESIDENT OKONKWO (@IkechuQwu) April 23, 2018