Today’s Noisemakers: Mr Aye Dee, Chydee, Christine Teigen and others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Christine Teigen

Ivanka Trump just proved the apple does not fall far from the tree. Months after her dad took the whole world by storm with his invention of “covfefe“, a word with multiple applications and yet no precise definition, Ivanka Trump did something interesting with the word “otherwise”, prompting the queen of clapbacks to give it to her.

Speaking for the rest of us:

2. Reno Omokri

Lai Mohammed may not be infamous for a grammar problem but he’s always been wobbly with the truth, hence Reno’s quip.

3. Mr Aye Dee

The Attorney General of the Federation finally approached the court to declare IPOB a terrorist organisation and it did. Aye Dee praises the FG:

4. Adetutu Balogun

Gov Shettima is as we say in our local parlance, “feeling himself” too much, it would seem. Someone whose state has been devasted by the dreaded Boko Haram terrorist group suddenly thinks IPOB is the problem of Nigeria?

Nigerians tell him off:

5. Kingsley

Now that Diezani’s name has been struck out from one of the litany of charges brought against her, Kingsley has a question for the EFCC.

6. Favour

Nigerians are upset with DSTV for passing on televising the EPL matches. Everyone is being urged to ditch DSTV in favour of TSTV:

https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/910519533043175424

7. Chydee

This is funny.

Bonus:

This story is a beautiful reminder that there’s justice in this world:

Wawu.

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