Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
These social media challenges are a hoot. Whether brought about by the stupidity of a celebrity, in which case the troll factor is a beautiful incentive; or whether it is done to to further a cause or to highlight social issues or simply for sheer pleasure, these challenges are an absolute riot.
1 Omojuwa
Omojuwa and a few social media influencers have triggered one of their own- The Yepa/Mogbe challenge- which trended on Twitter for a good part of the day. Here’s what people came up with:
Let's play the #YepaChallenge . This one trolls nobody. It's fun and I will reward the best memes!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) July 4, 2017
The definition of “Obtain”
At first you won't believe what you are seeing. Until the robbers drive your car away ??? the true Yepa moment! #YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/AWqYKkUGJJ
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) July 4, 2017
2. Capt Chiefo
When you wan show say you sabi Queens' english, you ask Naija soldier "are you mad?" (are you angry?)??? #yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/jFW3z49Dac
— CAPt'N ✈? ? ✈️ (@peero007) July 4, 2017
3. Bollylomo
The jail bird (starring Bobrisky)
So if you as a Keke napep owner, you jam a G wagon, and the wind screen should crack. What's your facial reaction? #Yepachallenge #Memealert
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
When the owner of the Gwagon comes down. And just looks at you #YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/0EkHyWLpF3
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
And tells you to call panel beater or let's be going to bank #Yepachallenge ? pic.twitter.com/S5isTDDiNc
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
But you know how much is in your akant, so you are there thinking of next step abi lie #Yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/Oqo0jMPjJL
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
Then you now start begging, but he says. Oyaaa "mo ma pe constable" you will sleep in guard room today #Yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/pWGy66DXDo
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
And then Omo, eez real , eyan le sleep inside kiri kiri any foken time. So you double your begging "ahh bozzzzz" #Yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/xv0vqPZjlz
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
But like play play, baba call constable o "commissioner, e jo e wa si allen round about Pelu pick up van" #Yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/vwV8iTzrvW
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
…5 minutes later, police van arrive with Constable shouting.. "seize his napep, yo tyre e ??????" "YOU JAM OGAA!!" "YOURE FINISHED" pic.twitter.com/GfApsZOmD9
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
Like film trick they jack you in the sky #Yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/EgLAOGQvjV
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
So you start calling your wife abi panel beater abi pastor "ahh mama kamoru " #Yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/P21Ei76pCs
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 4, 2017
Inside the cell you see bobrisky buzzing with excitement like… "my bae, welcome its me and you tonight" pic.twitter.com/bS3cyuXqHY
— Andre ST. Anthony (@Andre_Papii) July 4, 2017
So you are in shock and confusion all at the same time. pic.twitter.com/OBY2Nya3ry
— Andre ST. Anthony (@Andre_Papii) July 4, 2017
#yepachallenge and bobrisky explains what he wants to do to you. ??? pic.twitter.com/yUbX42c9sg
— Andre ST. Anthony (@Andre_Papii) July 4, 2017
So you be DPO to change your cell #yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/k75JZqKMTw
— Andre ST. Anthony (@Andre_Papii) July 4, 2017
DPO: ?… go on, change the cell, shebi it's your father's house ? #yepachallenge pic.twitter.com/HbCqXPR7XF
— Andre ST. Anthony (@Andre_Papii) July 4, 2017
4. Jeremy
I’m a believer
When you mistakenly send your nudes to your church's what's app group instead of the target babe ?? #YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/fE4KATAbIg
— Jeremy (@jerryemmy50) July 4, 2017
5. Chydee
Which kain pickin I be?
When your child's school fees is N800,000 per term and you see him writing "A for Ekiti, B for Gbegiri." #YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/LVx8E4fpIM
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) July 4, 2017
Classwork: 1 + 3 = 4.
Assignment: 3 x 2 + 7.
Exam: If the square root of 64 is 8, calculate the diameter of Tekno's cassava. #YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/ENcB8ZiANt— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) July 4, 2017
After exams and your friends are arguing whether the final answer was 3.4 or 3.6, but you got 175. #YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/3tbZNFYQoB
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) July 4, 2017
6. Daddy MO
Morning fam. Get involved in the #YepaChallenge to key into feelings of surprise, shock, disgust, even alarm and amusement with life events.
— ? DaddyMo PhD CEng ? (@officialdaddymo) July 4, 2017
When you wake up at 9am after studying all night and realize the exam started at 8am. #YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/FOoG8Y0hX7
— ? DaddyMo PhD CEng ? (@officialdaddymo) July 4, 2017
7. Dexter
Busted!
After exchanging words with the bus conductor and you suddenly noticed your Tfare is missing #YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/xz9n0Lt2Tr
— Dex (@dexxtero) July 4, 2017
#Yepachallenge is when u mistakenly send money to a wrong person via mobile transfer
— Father Francis.???? (@Phemmyfrance) July 4, 2017
8. Nelly
When you call in sick at work and your boss is your seat mate on a flight to Lagos…kuku resign #YepaChallenge
— Nelly Charles (@Miz_Impeccable) July 4, 2017
9. Victor
Saved by the … door
When I mistakenly enter cultists meeting room
Me: Errm***slight cough** sorry Bros. Emabinu, I no see anything!#YepaChallenge pic.twitter.com/0r9C7dzNFA
— Victor Akindipe (@IamViktoras) July 4, 2017
10. Anna Lee
Seeing red
#YepaChallenge Yepa is when you go to a Yoruba wedding and Jollof rice finishes before getting to your seat pic.twitter.com/hbq8jEUQuM
— . (@_thehannah__) July 4, 2017
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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