Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
Viola Davis
Finally, Viola Davis has walked away with an Oscar. And about time, too.
This is what she had to say:
'I became an artist, and thank God I did.' – Viola Davis made history at the #Oscars pic.twitter.com/vgalbnc13Q
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) February 27, 2017
Beautiful.
2. Omojuwa’s crush
A man who would go this length in his praise of a woman definitely has deep feelings brewing or are we wrong?
https://twitter.com/Omojuwa/status/836240703797678082
Dude said 'market my brand' Simi was like 'what brand?'
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
Simi is uber cool! Look at her smile when she doesn't want to really smile? So cool!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
It's very easy to judge someone you don't know. But when you allow yourself to get to know someone better, you learn so much – @SympLySimi
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
Everybody is going to have an opinion. Don't let anybody tell your story for you. Be the best version of yourself! – @SympLySimi
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
Simi's got near zero makeup and no ear rings on and she still looks stunning!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
Human beings can fail you. Money can fail you. Possessions can fail you. The only thing that's constant is God – @SympLySimi
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
Simi is making loads of sense right now!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
This their Big Broker has no respect o. Telling her to leave in the middle of that great speech on prioritizing and focus.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
Simi is working on her album. That'd be some blessing to the world.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
I love this babe!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 27, 2017
please marry her. You guys will fit.
— Gbeminiyi (@O__niyi) February 27, 2017
egbon, you're single, Simi is single too, the whole world will be happy if you guys decide to walk down the aisle together
— Muhammad Shefeeq (@compassionate24) February 27, 2017
Omojuwa should propose already! This story is getting too long…
3. El-Nathan John
The American dude that got El-Nathan super pissed should have known better than to stress a Nigerian man about his accent.
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/836238720844070913
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/836238967305555969
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/836239902840918017
4. The winner was La La Land for a few seconds…
There was a 'Steve Harvey moment' at the #Oscars 'La La Land' was 'crowned' best picture instead of Moonlight ? pic.twitter.com/J28YhCvaoP
— Y! Online #WorldCup (@YNaija) February 27, 2017
This Oscar snafu is the most shocking in the history of the awards and we are yet to decide who is to blame, though Price Waterhouse Coopers have acknowledged the error and sent an apology. We bet Steve Harvey must have watched with satisfaction.
5. Ali Masherhala
First-time Oscar nominee, Ali Mahershala wins the Best Supporting Actor award and yes, he made history for that and more. They said he’s the first Muslim actor to win an Oscar and we kept wondering when this became about religion or who was taking notes. But issorai, we’re here to show love so give it up for Ali…
6. Nokia 3310
You waited for it and it’s finally here! Or maybe you didn’t but it’s here still and goes for a little over N25,000. We hear the battery life lasts for as long as 260 hours. This is not an ad but it will be wise to hurry to the phone shop now.
7. Simi’s skirt and stuffs
But to be frank, what’s that skirt?
We will be back tomorrow with a new list of noisemakers, hopefully they’ll be louder.
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