Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Feyi Fawehinmi

While we were pondering why the National Assembly jacked up their part in the 2018 Budget, and Buhari’s complaints about deductions, Mr Feyi has something to say:

I checked the budgets back to 2009 for Enugu Airport and this is what I found. How much is left to spend? How much has been spent? ?‍♂️No way to know. After making noise about zero budgeting in 2015, APC is doing exactly the same as PDP pic.twitter.com/ZWcvX4wnqU

— tyro (@DoubleEph) June 21, 2018

Like I said, the idea that Beau Harry is the good guy here and NASS are the bad guys is a joke that is not even funny. Game recognise game – the conmen in NASS also know where the election money is hidden.

— tyro (@DoubleEph) June 21, 2018

They too need space for their own election money. So if Beau Harry and co want to come and cry here that someone is cutting their budget, they need to show better workings not this rubbish. The budgeting system has been COMPLETELY bastardised

— tyro (@DoubleEph) June 21, 2018

The legislators are experienced thieves. I’m willing to bet that if they cut the money for the Enugu airport, it’s because they know something.

— tyro (@DoubleEph) June 21, 2018

2. Reekado Banks

This is from his Instagram story but had to appear on today’s list.

Okay, we don’t understand. Where did this realisation come from?

3. Olanrewaju

Do y’all really think this is how it happens?

Angel: God there’s about to be an accident with 10 casualties

God: Okay save 1

Angel: We can save all of them actually by just preventing the whole accident. You’re omnipotent and you’re love remember

God: Nope. Save 1

— Olanrewaju (@Olanrewaju_Max) June 21, 2018

Sometimes, you don’t ‘think’ how some things happen, it will only release more worms.

4. Don Jazzy

Our African mothers have seen a lot in this world that’s why they re very prayerful. We should listen to them more.

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) June 21, 2018

We should oo, we should.

Tell us more uncle!!

5. Amelli

Many people gain FAME nowadays by doing BAD things ??

— Amelli 真 (@AmelliGH) June 21, 2018

Unfortunately bro…

6. Bashir Ahmad

President @MBuhari is currently in Bauchi State on a sympathy visit to the victims of a windstorm that destroyed many buildings and schools on Saturday in the state capital and fire outbreak in Azare Market.

— Bashir Ahmad (@BashirAhmaad) June 21, 2018

Finally, our dear President did not wait until months and months of ‘investigation’ before visiting disaster areas.

7. Wale Adenuga

Pastor Wale has something very important to tell us. We should listen to him.

LIFE LESSONS It's such a delight seeing Jay Jay Okocha doing his analysis on Super Sports. I've learnt a lot from him. We all know that he is superbly talented. But the bundle of your talent doesn't last forever. Age catches up with you if you're doing sports. If you are a singer, you can't be on top of the charts forever because someone with a new spunking groove or better songwriting craft and voice is going to knock you off. But that does not mean you can't be eternally relevant. It's important for talented people to know that what God has gifted them with might be bio-degradable like @lekealder aptly put it a while back. Talented people must always ask themselves the question, what else can I do? Fred Hammond did that song YOU ARE THE LIVING WORD. He alluded about Jesus being many things on earth? Now the question is, how many things are you on earth? Secondly, in the prime of your youth while expressing your talent maximally, be of good behaviour and let your head be correct. Because the way you behave then can affect your future. The memory of your name while you played the game can cause doors to open or cause them to close. #My2Cents

A post shared by Wale Adenuga (@wale.adenuga) on Jun 21, 2018 at 5:15am PDT

Omoleye Omoruyi

Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram