Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Ebuka

A relatively ‘religious’ Nigerian would have said something like: “They have come from the village oo! My people come and see”, but the Television host only gave the story.

I'm sure your week has started a little different than mine… pic.twitter.com/iuhOjKdCNC

— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) November 6, 2017

Well, just as it was thought, see a reply:

Nawa o! Failed delivery from Hogwarts. https://t.co/aMSdrQxyfw

— 'Yoyé Banks (@YoyeBanks) November 6, 2017

2. Dammy Krane

Ok, now, we do not yet understand why Dammy Krane and Tekno think they are “belleful” and can now disturb the internet… let us end there.

It started this way, for today:

 

 

 

 

Dammy Krane replies:

It has a duckface ? https://t.co/edX3onh74v

— WORLDSTAR (@dammy_krane) November 6, 2017

Then adds:

https://twitter.com/dammy_krane/status/927609296367517697

3. Nnedi Okorafor

A 50-year-old woman, Juli Briskman was fired from her job and her picture went viral after she raised a middle finger at Donald Trump’s motorcade at it passed but, Nigerian-American fantasy author, Nnedi Okorafor has questioned the legality of her dismissal.

How is firing her legal?

The lines are being drawn. https://t.co/6noJ7S280J

— Nnedi Okorafor, PhD (@Nnedi) November 6, 2017

Man, my question is semi-rhetorical. Of course there’s a legal way they have to fire her. That’s really not my issue.

— Nnedi Okorafor, PhD (@Nnedi) November 6, 2017

4. Baba Idris

So, Baba Idris – name from Twitter – is not finding it funny that some people want to connect the Senate President Bukola Saraki with some offshore assets and accounts; coming after the release of “Paradise Papers”.

The background:

Paradise Papers: Saraki Hides No Asset and Violates No Law

Once again, the issue of offshore company… https://t.co/XIms9SCxSV

— Bukola Saraki (@bukolasaraki) November 6, 2017

His replies:

You are the bloody liar

— I am Baba Idris (@babaidris090) November 6, 2017

What are the facts that you have?

— I am Baba Idris (@babaidris090) November 6, 2017

It is quite unfortunate that at this juncture, very few people still believe in assassinating character syndrome

— I am Baba Idris (@babaidris090) November 6, 2017

I woke up to read the news early hours of today but glad you got a favourable public opinion poll because people now know the truth

— I am Baba Idris (@babaidris090) November 6, 2017

Lol, I told them that we have heard of #panama before and I think is time for #Paradise , after paradise we should be expecting panoram

— I am Baba Idris (@babaidris090) November 6, 2017

So he should accept what he knows nothing about?

— I am Baba Idris (@babaidris090) November 6, 2017

"It is necessary that decisions of representations must be challenged from the Ward level to the Federal level."- @MrBanksOmishore

— I am Baba Idris (@babaidris090) November 6, 2017

5. Aisha Yesufu

She made a comment on political parties and vote count and got some interesting replies:

Political parties would continue fielding incompetent people that can be controlled because citizens are too lazy to know their votes count

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) November 6, 2017

The box you put your vote last time brought us here. God help us https://t.co/n1O2b0eyyS

— usman ibrahim (@ikhanaib) November 6, 2017

Kind of mentality parties count on to keep fielding incompetent people https://t.co/deoygMTSui

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) November 6, 2017

You only have one vote to be wasted. Even your family members will vote for PMB.

— Naseerdeen Abubakry (@NaseerdeenAbub2) November 6, 2017

My family especially my kids are liberated and would vote whoever they want. Wish i can say same for you https://t.co/ALNOIWEeNz

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) November 6, 2017

Aisha.u no do video for PMB to resign again Na Daura u wan go offload.NPA Hadiza will invite u for PMB inauguration may 2019.

— Ge…ral (@Wahab13837586) November 6, 2017

????
Poverty mindset is what people like PMB depend on.
He feels you bro? https://t.co/nc8kMhNC1w

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) November 6, 2017

Just tell me when its time….i will help carry his things even if it means to carry it an trek to Daura.

— Baron Billi (@BilliBaron) November 6, 2017

Glade u acknowledged being lazy. Allow d serious ones to concentrate.u often claim to no all n complain abt everything.

— Ge…ral (@Wahab13837586) November 6, 2017

I have always allowed you but you are not secured enough to allow others. Try it? https://t.co/MU2KoSytOe

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) November 6, 2017

Abeg let her talk! She is seeking for attention which she won't get.

— Usman A Nahuche (@usmanNahuche) November 6, 2017

Good man? https://t.co/DbqwMqKlt7

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) November 6, 2017