Today’s Noisemakers: Shehu Sani, Mama Taraba, Stanley Nwabia, Don Jazzy and others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Hereโ€™s our list from today:

 

1 Mikel Jollet

As America prepares for the onslaught of another hurricane -Hurricane Irma- shortly after Hurricane Harvey made mincemeat of Texas, Mikel would like us all to consider the inevitable:

2 David Axelrod

David thinks it’s time these hurricanes got new names:

3. Aniefiok Udoabasi

On this side of the pond, the conversation …around the Ooni of Ife who recently put away his wife Olori Wuraola. Aniefiok contemplates the role of the gods in the matter.

 

4. Shehu Sani

The good Senator has lent his support to the masses who disputed Dr Yemi Kale’s numbers and assertion that the recession is over when everyone’s still feeling the impact of the two year economic storm.

5. Tunji Andrews

Yesterday, the National Bureau of Statistics released numbers to prove that Nigeria’s gotten out of the recession. Tunji Andrews also went on record saying that it is not yet Uhuru. Most Nigerians, on the other hand, refused to believe the NBS report because their pockets are telling a whole different story.

Well, Tunji Andrews has decided to do something about it- our pockets, we mean.

See below:

 

6. Buhari

President Buhari has finally returned from Daura, where he spent the Sallah Holidays. TwitterNG timekeepers are not finding his attitude to work funny. But instead of anger, they chose sarcasm.

See below:

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https://twitter.com/AdakuUme/status/905432075918028800

7. Chidi Odikalu

Till Buhari’s administration comes to an end (and maybe even afterwards), GEJ and Buhari will constantly be pitted against each other. Oftentimes, it’s the Buhari administration that goes looking for trouble with its extended blame game.

Exhibit:

https://twitter.com/hassangboy/status/905380486708686848

So it’s fair, isn’t it, if the comparisons between the two Presidents are taken further.

 

8. Stanley Nwabia for Mama Taraba

Buhari’s Minister for women affairs Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan aka Mama Taraba has openly endorsed Atiku for 2019 presidency. Speaks to her confidence in Buhari, TwitterNg is saying.

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9. Hakeem

We say this often enough: TwitterNG is full of individuals who spout arrant nonsense per time. Take a look:

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10. MI Abaga

After successfully trending on Twitter today over his outbursts on Loose Talk Podcast, produced by Pulse Nigeria, MI is now in the UK to attend to academics.

WATCH:

[In case you missed it]: “TwitterNG says MI is wrong”

But their respect for the rapper grew:

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