Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
Avoid friends who are close with people who don't like you.
— Matt Mogotlane (@Matt_Mogotlane) May 17, 2018
Now is the time to start watching the government. More often than not, the higher the price of oil, the harder it is for our leaders to focus on diversifying the economy. Oil can fund this much needed economic transition. https://t.co/Yh8chCzveM
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) May 17, 2018
Oil hits $80, highest since November 2014 https://t.co/2ECWujkVnA
— Premium Times (@PremiumTimesng) May 17, 2018
Shout out the net ng continue looking for ways to bring me down …the hate is real ….GOD got me …I’m done ….. JUNE 19
— MR LOVE (@youngskales) May 17, 2018
Ahah, what have these people done to our man?
Bro, calm down please, music not…
Any person that has said He/She would rather die than watch you succeed, They Would Die so you can SUCCEED, AMEN ?
— Enekem ? (@EnekemGreg) May 17, 2018
Mountain of… kind of prayer but Amen!
5. John Cena
Lack of communication is many times what causes people to drift apart, lack of forgiveness is many times what causes people to stay apart.
— John Cena (@JohnCena) May 17, 2018
Keywords for a relationship to continue the wrestler says: Communication…forgiveness.
6. Femi Joseph
Fasting in Lagos is one of the hardest thing.
Imagine after fasting the whole day, late at night on your way home you are now passing through pekas at Ikeja, Obalende road.
Is only God that can save all of us that are fasting in Lagos.
— Femi (@Iamfemijoseph) May 17, 2018
7. Pius Adesanmi
I think @MaupeO deserves a Nobel Prize for Sangfroid for d sort of Nigerian government officials she interviews & still maintains her composure, and, most importantly, sanity! This one is confusing a building with institutionalizing anti-corruption war. My belle o, my head ooo? https://t.co/TwPXcL80Ed
— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) May 17, 2018
He is reacting to:
RT @NaijaVirals We have not even finished recovering from IGP Idris' Transmission of Confusion video, EFCC Chairman Ibrahim Magu has dropped another one as e de hot. ???
Who did we offend? ?????????? pic.twitter.com/Ai7rj1a926
— Y! Online #WorldCup (@YNaija) May 17, 2018
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