Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Everytime I see what Americans wear to #MetGala, I laugh and laugh. What happens everyday in our villages is what you people parade as special. Anyway, say hello to Chief Festus Okotie-Eboh, the original Grandmaster General Of outlandishness. Feel free to borrow a feather nextime pic.twitter.com/z1XZeIXhDi
— victor ehikhamenor (@victorsozaboy) May 7, 2019
Met Gala pass Met Gala, Uncle Victor.
ISIS-backed Fulani terrorists and ISWA militias are on the rampage in the North West whilst Boko Haram ravages the North East.
The Middle Belt (NC) is the “killing field” for both whilst sleeper cells have flooded the south waiting for orders to strike.
Who will deliver us?
— Femi Fani-Kayode (@realFFK) May 7, 2019
Rotimi Amaechi just blamed 16years of PDP for the spate of Kidnappings in the country today. His reason: in PDP’s era, young boys were becoming Billionaires, leaving others behind. Now Buhari has come to reduce the rich and bring up the poor.
~Financial prosperity is now a crime
— Mr Stanley Nwabia (@MrStanleyNwabia) May 7, 2019
Northern Nigeria has 12 million
out of school children. PMB, who sent his own children to school in England, has not built even ONE school for them but killed d 165 almajiri schools GEJ built. if we don’t educate those 12 million kids, Northern problem is Just starting!
— Olushola Olufolabi (@olushola_shola) May 7, 2019
Part 2, part 3, part 4 are all on the way.
I don’t blame Burna boy at all, all these nonsense came from those who overhyped him for peanuts last year. Isale Eko Wizkhalifa oshi
— Yemi of Lagos🌀 (@yemmylosophy_) May 7, 2019
So Mayorkun is celebrating 70mil total streams and that’s when African troll Burna boy remembered that views don’t count.
When your song Gbona hit +7.5mil views on YouTube didn’t you come to thank us. Hypocrite-tamus !
— Maleek 👌🏾 (@ngzaddy) May 7, 2019
I am as overjoyed as their Royal Highnesses, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex but I must not fail to express my view that I have the exact distaste for this announcement as I had for the “Mama Na Boy” TV commercial produced by MTN Nigeria Limited in 2003 which was downright sexist. pic.twitter.com/aIEqFGEtxa
— Asampete (@blossomozurumba) May 7, 2019
See what feminism has caused? I don’t blame you.