Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Â Buhari
Our President-in-absentia is still receiving Visitors and giving phone calls from his London home while he attends to his health, per his doctor’s instructions.
That’s him smiling for the cameras with the ArchBishop of Canterbury.
2. Â Onye Nkuzi
This state of affairs has Oye Nkuzi wondering aloud, like the rest of us Nigerians:
A few questions;
1. What exactly, is wrong with Buhari?
2. When is he expected back in Nigeria?
3. Will he be fit enough for the office?— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) March 9, 2017
WHERE MY PRESIDENT GAWNNNN? The Buhari was more than that when I gave him to you @London.
— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) March 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/Sasen_Aro/status/839915584259252225
Chai. Oh well, we hear he’s back tomorrow.
We wait.
3. Â @Dikachim
Some members of Twitter NG are still wondering when Kemen is going to actually apologise.
Yea, disgraceful.
4. Â Dr Joe Abah
He is the esteemed Director General of BPSR (Bureau of Public Service Reforms)
He’s constantly checking the pulse of the people on Twitter with respect to the Nigerian Civil Service performance in different areas.
Today, he reported progress in the field work his department carried out about passports, drivers licence and tax clearance.
Do see below:
Reports are beginning to filter in from our fieldwork in removing bottlenecks to obtaining Passports, Driver's License and Tax Clearance.
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) March 9, 2017
Way to go, sir.
***************Commercial break**************
Watched this too many times. With tears. See, even if Barca do not win the UCL, these 9 mins will never be forgotten https://t.co/uLOJMhSCE5
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) March 9, 2017
why this pic look like 21 Savage is a supervillain interrupting a broadcast to reveal his evil plan to the world pic.twitter.com/tWhor8F2y3
— Trashvis (@Trashvis) March 8, 2017
Ibadan twitter so messy. With all the dope amala there you people can't find happiness? Tragic.
— Victor AK (@Woulk3r) March 9, 2017
5. Efe and Marvis’ traditional wedding
The Big Brother Naija show just concluded a traditional wedding. The couple? Efe and Marvis.
We have concluded that based on logistics, the reality is not far down the road.
The traditional engagement is done and dusted. https://t.co/UGMVLdHT4p Proudly sponsored by @heritagebankltd #BBNaija #BBWedding pic.twitter.com/OpwtQXC80b
— Big Brother Naija (@BBNaija) March 9, 2017
The Housemates were positive about their traditional wedding presentation. Biggie will decide later. https://t.co/QdwvGAHiwI #BBWedding pic.twitter.com/ukOssbpNGj
— Big Brother Naija (@BBNaija) March 9, 2017
6.. Daddy Showkey
Has a testimony. Going back to Ajegunle to build a house, with a pastor in tow.
You never underestimate the blessings of God.
7. Psquare
The performers, on the other hand, have completed their house- in no less prestigious a place as Parkview, Ikoyi.
Do see below:
Jaw dropping, right? This tweep thought so.
The OKOYEs new separate mansions ladies & gentlemen… ?
What is a recession? pic.twitter.com/BmxaRX2Agv
— Olayinka (@GalacticoHD) March 9, 2017
Baba God, answer my call.
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