Chris Brown and Karrueche are back together and all seems to be right in the world.
I know Team Chrianna will hate me for this post, but let’s not forget it appears to be Rihanna who left Chris Brown. Or at least they had a mutual breakup.
With that said, I can’t help but think that Karrueche is a much better fit for the kid. In fact, I’d go as far as saying she’s perfect for him.
Kae is so perfect that I was actually able to come up with 14 ways that she’s a much better fit for Chris Brown than Rihanna. Check ’em out and see if you agree…
1. Karrueche is cool with the term deuces. She came back to Breezy even after he chucked her the deuces, so it’s pretty much meant to be.
2. Every good girl knows how to dress her man. Karrueche gets cool points, because as a stylist, that’s her actual job.
3. She always has her man’s back. Karrueche has been in Breezy’s corner even when ex-girlfriends were in other corners.
4. Karrueche has tough skin. While all the haters have negative things to say about her, she continuously laughs it off. How you gonna hate on the outside? You can’t even get in!! And we all know you need tough skin to chill with Chris Brown, who gets more negative press than just about anyone.
5. She’s not out for the fame. While Kae has her man’s back to the end, she’s not out there trying to get famous. Aside from one or two photoshoots, she keeps it low key.
6. See what we’re talking about? Seriously, look closer…
7. Told you. No thirsty chick would be in the background as much as Karrueche.
8. See all of those bottles? She doesn’t seem the least bit thirsty.
9. Plus she likes it hard and creamy.
10. She sticks out her tongue a lot. That’s really really hot…wait, were we talking about how she’s perfect for Chris, or perfect for me…?
11. She even knows she’s hot as hell.
12. Kae has a perfect “you got that off now, but he’ll be back face.” This could also be the “told you so” face.
13. She’s silly.
14. You know sometimes a man just needs a woman who will make him laugh, do strange things and not take herself too seriously.
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They sure made her look like a groupie with nothing to do but follow Chris Brown SMH.