by Olaoniye Roqueebah
Since 2013, many of us have had to pay some level of attention to the one-liner-singing and dancing duo of Peter and Paul Okoye, popularly known as Psquare. Heck! We have even had to pay attention enough to know that there’s a brother named Jude Okoye. Jude is the one who managed or mismanaged (depending on which camp you belong to) the twins from the start of their career. Now though, one twin (Peter) doesn’t want Jude to continue to manage them. Or at least, I think that’s the latest point of argument between the duo. It’s really hard to keep up.
Anyway, if you’re like me and do not need the added drama everytime they come up with something new to argue about, here are the 5 things Psquare will quarrel about next:
- Who advised Paul to groom that #LagosCreative rasta hairstyle in the first place.
- If Jude Okoye is really truly their brother.
Because let us face it, when the twins truly make-up, they’ll need someone to blame it all on, and it might not be enough to just say he mismanaged them and threw all structure to the wind. Family comes first and if Jude isn’t really family, then maybe all the squabbling makes sense after all.
- Who spoke to whom first after their last squabble.
Don’t act surprised. They will argue eventually about this because when a grown man starts to report this:
“In fact, three of us were once in a private jet to go and see someone who wanted to resolve our issues, and we didn’t speak to each other throughout the flight. At the end of the day, I swallowed my pride for peace to reign and allowed Jude to remain as our manager.” (source: The NetNg).
I don’t know what else you’d rather expect.
- Whether it was the dance that sold their music over the years or the music.
What was it really? I can’t tell but I know they’ll fight about this because they’ll need to quarrel about who deserves a larger share from future profits.
- Who came out of the womb first?
What else will twins quarrel about?
Don’t ask me how I know. Just save yourself the next visit to the doctor’s to check your blood pressure as a Psquare fan and take it from me because I know what I’m talking about.