Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
The reason I haven't patronise you is because you don't sell account balance enlargement cream
— Omo kiikan ? (@OmoKiikan) July 16, 2020
Super super size o!
Lol my laptop keeps trying to give me sign that it’s tired. My dear, drink energy drink o. iPoor.
— K10shaw (@officiallyk10) July 16, 2020
as dem dey hack billionaires, dem supposed dey hack teni too, but wishes no be horses
— Tomi (@TomyyO_) July 15, 2020
“I WANNA BE A BILLIONAIRE”
Met a Nigerian man that doesn’t love ironing.
Wow. What a red flag.
— Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) July 16, 2020
He can’t iron?!?! Leave him, sis.
The last time I was someone's type, I was donating a blood.
— Ugly_Mofo?? (@kayzywizzzy) July 16, 2020
Apart from iPhone users , people that wear this are another set of people that thinks they have made it in life pic.twitter.com/TmCRIytQPX
— |Y•B•N•L| شهيد ? (@Remmzor_YBNL) July 16, 2020
Do you think it’s easy to buy face shield?
Those roomates in boarding schools who never allow us to sit on their beds because it's always arranged. UNA DEY MAD!
— Stephen.A? (@_stephhani) July 15, 2020
What happened to your own bed?
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