Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/_King_Wise/status/1293585242775846915?s=20
We’ve all been there
2.
https://twitter.com/Jnr_elnino/status/1293512381277048833?s=20
Let’s know now before someone starts to move mad
3.
https://twitter.com/ajibadee_/status/1293467663293976577?s=20
From the lips of the serpent himself
4.
"I can't unmute" seems like the new excuse at online meetings.
— Emeka (@Emeka_talks) August 12, 2020
“The Network is bad” is another good one
5.
This heat reminding me why I must make heaven
— Eli 🇳🇬 (@chidokai96) August 11, 2020
Nigeria is looking like a trial run for hellfire
6.
LinkedIn now has stories? What are we supposed to put there? Slide-show of our CV?
— Tola (@adetolaov) August 12, 2020
An avenue to tension people for a 24 hour period
7.
This you sir? https://t.co/Zhc0esKY2r pic.twitter.com/NcK60MjDpi
— H.O.M.E.B.O.Y (@__IamOgar) August 11, 2020
Oh so now you have a problem with armpits? Explain to us, sir
8.
https://twitter.com/iam_chyderah/status/1293583894340673542?s=20
Wow! I can’t imagine the trauma
9.
Second on the list is eating late at night. https://t.co/raFCRQ4pJR
— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) August 12, 2020
Food Babies
Funny tweets we saw while men slept
I’m in Costain traffic right behind Gov Sanwo-Olu’s convoy. I want to go knock on his car window and ask “you dey feel am?”
— oziọma (@rsvptemple) August 11, 2020
Co-ask
