Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
It's a scamm… Y'all gonna go from this to acting like complete strangers https://t.co/cBPmTki2fR
— Il Caffè Nero (@_King_Wise) August 12, 2020
We’ve all been there
First date question
"Do you leak screenshot of chats after a break up ??"
— Elnino ✨ (@Jnr_elnino) August 12, 2020
Let’s know now before someone starts to move mad
“Ok, so what really happened at the garden of Eden”
Snake: thank you mr interviewer, nah my dey I dey when eve ask me anything for the girls o? https://t.co/vI7AmrfId0
— ENGLISH TEACHER 📚👁️⃤ (@ajibadee_) August 12, 2020
From the lips of the serpent himself
"I can't unmute" seems like the new excuse at online meetings.
— Emeka Obia (@Emeka_talks) August 12, 2020
“The Network is bad” is another good one
This heat reminding me why I must make heaven
— Jah-K 🇳🇬 (@jahktweets) August 11, 2020
Nigeria is looking like a trial run for hellfire
LinkedIn now has stories? What are we supposed to put there? Slide-show of our CV?
— Tola (@adetolaov) August 12, 2020
An avenue to tension people for a 24 hour period
— Your Homeboy (@__IamOgar) August 11, 2020
Oh so now you have a problem with armpits? Explain to us, sir
Me calling my husband telling him that there’s a lizard in the house and I’m scared. https://t.co/iE4vx9maTg
— The King’s Daughter. (@iam_chyderah) August 12, 2020
Wow! I can’t imagine the trauma
Second on the list is eating late at night. https://t.co/raFCRQ4pJR
— #OurFavOnlineDoc 🛂 (@DrOlufunmilayo) August 12, 2020
Funny tweets we saw while men slept
I’m in Costain traffic right behind Gov Sanwo-Olu’s convoy. I want to go knock on his car window and ask “you dey feel am?”
— juice. (@rsvptemple) August 11, 2020
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