Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
January – Australia Fire, Canada Snow Blizzard
February – Kobe died
March – Covid19 became a global problem
April – Crude oil (WTI) falls to near zero
May – Aliens land from a distant galaxy— Dolapo Oni (@Dolarpo) April 20, 2020
2.
They are dragging you on Twitter. You carry the matter go I.G so that your partners in stupidity can cry with you.
Anyone dating this chicken and chips girl is a pedophile cause I wonder why you would date a 22-year old girl with a 13-year old brain.
— Rinu The Chemist?? (@RinuDear) April 20, 2020
3.
Nasty Blaq makes comedy for the gropers selling clothes in Yaba and agberos that just want to harass women and lure hawkers into their room.
— Marvin the Paranoid Android (@Boboye_Ak) April 20, 2020
4.
Covid will reset the country. Without Hoil money, all those ones in Aso rock, and the reps and senators will be forced to take a huge pay cut eventually.
We will all need to sit and think, we will be forced to evolve.
No more profligacy and lack of focus in govt houses.— Bamidele (@_T_DEL) April 20, 2020
5.
Las las, Nigeria will drink her oyel.
— cannonball (@a_nickabugu) April 20, 2020
And belleful.
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