“Dear Susu… I fell in love with an Actress. Now my life is a movie” – Banky W | Read our top 10 quotes from last week

82 Chibok Girls were released and Banky W left the baby boys’ club with Adesua Etomi –  what a catch right? – and despite what his wife and social media aide say, President Muhammadu Buhari showed his face in public on Friday.

“It’s been a good week then?” Yes we think so too. And we have the top ten quotes to prove it:

“President @MBuhari is pleased to announce that negotiations to release more of the #ChibokGirls have yielded results. Today, 82 more were released. After lengthy negotiations,our security agencies have taken back these girls,in exchange for some BokoHaram suspects held by the authorities.”

The Presidency confirmed the release of 82 more Chibok Girls yesterday via Twitter.

Hailey soon come… Baby shower n Sunday; if you’re in ATL hit me for details. Gonna be so much fun.”

Davido announced the name he’s chosen for his new daughter via Snapchat and invited residents of Atlanta to the baby shower.

“I did not eat my words, I swore in public and I apologised for swearing in public, I did not apologise to David. I did not apologise for his behaviour but for the words I used in public. If it is not because of the kind of brand that I am building, I still want to call him that name if I had the chance.”

Kaffy however seems not to share the joy Davido must be feeling as she reopened an old wound between she and the singer, saying she’d still like to call him a “motherf__er”.

“You claimed your jets struck at our gathering while we were praying, killed some of us and injured me near Damboa. I don’t even know the town you mentioned. Earlier you claimed I was in Sambisa, now you said I was near Damboa road. You will never know my location.”

Shekau made an appearance this week and it does not sound good.

“If the only opposition party we have in the state is disorganised, dismembered, then where is the fear for 2018 election?”

Governor Rauf Aregbesola already appears to have a premonition of how the 2018 gubernatorial election in Osun State will be called. He also promised not to run for Senatorial elections in 2019.


If you are going into debt and having nervous breakdown because you think you want to make your parents happy, now is the time to rethink it, you owe them absolutely nothing. Get on with your life, support them if you can and want to, it is not an obligation neither it is their right.”

-Bisi Alimi has a very strong unpopular opinion about parent-children relationships – at least as far as Nigerian standards go – but it’s his opinion regardless.

“I wish to inform everyone that his health is not as bad as it’s being perceived. Meanwhile he continues to carry out his responsibilities during this period. As it may come to your notice, he is meeting with Minister of Justice and GMD of NNPC this evening.”

Aisha Buhari prepped us for the reappearance of her husband via her Twitter handle; although it does sound like a line from a script someone asked her to read.

“President Buhari will go on medical leave but only on his doctor’s appointment. Not by being hounded.”

– Lauretta Onochie, the Presidential aide on social media chose to school us while announcing that the President will take another medical trip abroad. If you want to know what we think about it, we minced no words here.

And now to the big news:

“Since that DM, I’ve spoken to you pretty much every single day for almost 2 years. Sometimes, in the morning, at night and in between. We clicked instantly, and you quickly became one of my favourite people on earth, and one of my closest friends. It got to the point where my day wouldn’t quite feel right without speaking to you. I needed your friendship. I needed, and still need, the bond we share. It completes me.”

– Banky W announced his engagement to his “Susu”, Adesua Etomi and broke the internet in the process.

“He asked. …She said yes” Love you guys!!! Congrats Susu&Bubba !! . This was tough keeping coded for so long !!!

Tunde Demuren, Toolz’ husband and chairperson of the #secretkeepersclub announced via his Instagram after Banky made the announcement and also summing up the feelings of thousands of well wishers on how they managed to keep the relationship a secret for so long.

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