Look, there’s only one thing you really need to remember from last week and it’s the words of the two people who have dared to speak the minds of many people about Donald Trump. We have however saved the best tenth because that’s how many quotes came close to clinching the top spot from last week.
Read them all below:
“I went to see my throat doctor this evening because my voice didn’t open up at all today and it turns out I have damaged my vocal cords. And on medical advice I simply am unable to perform over the weekend”.
That’s how the Grammy-award-winning Adele announced the end of her touring career. She’d earlier penned an emotional letter announcing that the current one will be her last tour but that she’d give two more performances in London over the weekend.
“The desperation of some of the security agencies is glaring by the number of times such searches were conducted and still counting. We hope it is not a way to try to give a dog a bad name in order to hang it.”
Former Vice President, Namadi Sambo has cried out loud in the wake of what he considers clandestine operations by security agencies who have been to search his premises more than once and in scary manner.
“You egged Solange on, knowing all along all you had to say you was wrong / You almost went Eric Benet, let the baddest girl in the world get away … I don’t even know what you woulda done, in the future, other niggas playing football with your son”
–Jay-Z had the world overly excited on Friday after the launch of his 13th studio album on which lines like these made everyone believe that the multi-award-winning star was making confessionals.
“And I never was a fan…. my wife a Queen not a Kardashian”… “HOV IS SPAZZING”.
These fake lyrics posted by a Twitter user known as @Voxmaus led many to believe, Friday night that Jay Z dissed Kim Kardashian on his new album, 4:44.
“Jay Z, common men, admit it”.
Interestingly, this was not said by a frustrated fan who just wanted to be sure Jay-Z was admitting infidelity on his new album. It’s the caption that accompanied Modenine‘s Instagram post where he played a track from 4:44 alongside his own 2008 Paradigm Shift in a bid to show how similar the two are.
“I will like to assure all and sundry that I will not spare any legal efforts and expenses, both in Nigeria and abroad, necessary to recover every kobo of the cost awarded in his favour from the defendant.”
A day after a Court in Ilorin awarded the Senate 4 billion Naira in damages to Senate President Bukola Saraki against the Sahara Reporters’ publisher, his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Yusuph Olaniyonu promised to recover ever kobo of the award.
“The era of strategic patience with the North Korean regime has failed. … Frankly, that patience is over. We’re working closely with South Korea and Japan, as well as partners around the world, on a range of diplomatic, security and economic measures to protect our allies and our own citizens from this menace known as North Korea”.
Donald Trump‘s short summary of his meeting with the South Korean President, Moon Jae-In on Friday.
“If you don’t want people to patronise pirated copy your work, don’t patronise pirated copy of other’s work. #Hypocrites [sic].
The snap text that Hushpuppi posted mid-week that started the beef with musicians, Phyno, Ice Prince and Kcee.
“I was quite depressed and it became so bad that my life began to deteriorate so much that I literally couldn’t eat nor sleep and other members of my family and my close friends became really scared.”
Ubi Franklin shared the story of his depression which almost led him to suicide.
We have our doubts, but we are both certain that the man is not mentally equipped to continue watching our show, “Morning Joe.”
Morning Joe hosts, Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, responded to Trump’s demeaning attacks on them in a Washington Post article on Thursday.
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