Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here are the ones we saw today:

1.

MI is that kind of friend you dare not have a secret with. Man joyously humiliated Sarz on IG Live with no guilt. What happened to Bro Code?

Short people will embarrass you?

— Brezzaddict? (@waxzyy_) April 17, 2020

MI forgot the Bro Code. SHAME.

2.

Please don’t forget to maintain social distancing just like Barcelona has been doing with the champions league trophy

— I am a virgin and i (@Anambravirgin) April 17, 2020

LMAO.

3.

Who remembers those days when one person will be outside turning the Antenna and be shouting, ‘E Don Clear’?

— Tosin????‍♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) April 17, 2020

We all watch Netflix now.

4.

People that wear Jean trousers at home are cultists. You see the ones that wear it overnight? They need to see a psychiatrist because they are not normal.

— Fairly used boyfriend ? (@brysonadahcole) April 17, 2020

Stop policing people. And who call themselves ‘Fairly Used Boyfriend?’

5.

I have drank Garri in this lockdown to the extent that you can harvest Cassava from my stomach

— ICE cream? (@toyor_pr) April 17, 2020

After Coronavirus we are coming for our cassava.

6.

So Zlatan get mouth to de yab person? Zlatan wey him papa run DNA test on am 5 times because he no believe say him pikin fit ugly reach like this.

— O.V.A.tion™ (@Dre_Ova) April 17, 2020