Dear people of Abuja, and perhaps Nigeria,
You’re going to be playing host to The Baby Boy of Lagos, Babatunde Fashola, the Minister of Power, Works and Housing.
I’ll tell you a story.
- There was this little boy.
- He grew up, went to Law School, then a SAN, then a public servant. Then a governor. Then he started kicking out all the things he didn’t like about Lagos.
As per super striker - Take Oshodi for example. He kicked the crap out of Oshodi from this
to this 
- He showed up every time.
Be Prepared. Because, Boy Scout. - Take for example his hands-off approach to fighting Ebola
When you see it. - Or how he showed up every time, under the sun
and in the rain
Did you see The Expendables? - Everyday stunting.
Because passing the normal route is too mainstream - One day, he said bye bye to Lagos
- Some thought he won’t be minister, but
- He got invited by the Senate for the ministerial screening.
- Answer questions, they said
But he took them back to school
- So Baba made him Deputy Vice President
Power, Works, Housing. Because one ministry is too mainstream.
Abuja Nigeria, are you ready?
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