Have u seen short girls cry? OMG. U know how the sound of police siren is… Wi- yun Wi- yun.

— Baz Diablo? (@Storyofdiablo) April 26, 2021

If you can stay in your father’s house till you’re ready to live alone, pls stay.

Food, light, rent is expensive and will get more expensive

— Sheni Coker (@sheni_coker) April 26, 2021

when you've fake laughed twice already and they're still talking pic.twitter.com/aqszfgPFpH

— MONA (@RealMona_) April 26, 2021

What can make a MAN stick to only one WOMAN?

— MAKANAKI (@black_bhoy_) April 26, 2021

The way guys can be so engrossed when playing PES, you’d think their lives depend on it. So much energy is a game ?

— Nwanyi Ocha? (@_Chito_P) April 26, 2021

Why are you always indoors

Me: pic.twitter.com/lgqB3QolBl

— ?????? ??? (@bidemitweets) April 26, 2021

1.4 billion Naira for house? Na to dey rent am out to Departed souls cuz e gats count as heavenly mansion

— Akortainment (@akor_attah) April 26, 2021

I wan do blood money and the person reading this dey enter my eyes??

— rebecks? (@rebe_cks) April 26, 2021

If I was feeling you but you were not feeling me and I stopped feeling you and you started feeling me. I cannot feel you twice, you feel me ?

— King In The North ? (@nawaf_danagege_) April 26, 2021

What’s an insult that actually sounds like a compliment?

— Moe Your Data Plug ? (@Moefire_) April 26, 2021