Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/stanleyymartins/status/1300724019679973377?s=20
Pasta Haters
2.
…might lead to unemployment. https://t.co/yf9VkyzIRx
— WATCH #eDeyHappen (@Eccentric_sky) September 1, 2020
Be kiaful
3.
When I'm in computer village and my laptop bag suddenly feels light https://t.co/vx4wpZBVM6
— Baby Girl 🥰🥰 (@Ozikroh0) September 1, 2020
Wind af carry it o
4.
Me when the guest in my home finally leaves and i can become a legally free citizen of my home again. https://t.co/ZPVOa0H3E9
— RoastMe👌 (@llcoolstain) September 1, 2020
Freedom! Freedom, cut me loose
5.
She plays the Guinness so beautifully. https://t.co/DL81CJvmhK
— edudzi (@edudzi_) September 1, 2020
If you know, you know
6.
The trust your Dog has on you Vs your Cat pic.twitter.com/BIHZIUfcjp
— Deepwound (@A_B_B_A_H) September 1, 2020
Ha ha ha
7.
If Mompha ask your babe out, you’re meant to be happy for her
— MBAH (@Mbahdeyforyou) September 1, 2020
She has jammed riches o! Pop champagne, really.
8.
I sneezed and this bolt driver opened the windows. Rating him 1 star
— Lord when I get to heaven pls let me bring my man (@Daniswitz) September 1, 2020
Baba is just taking extra precaution
10.
who took my…………oh here it is https://t.co/T9aEFCebPb
— Femi❗️ (@ifedayoFH) September 1, 2020
This is really how it be
Funny tweets we saw while men slept
10.
Until you hear am from Sars https://t.co/kotkzxOHat
— 𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 (@kusssman) August 31, 2020
It won’t be so attractive then
