Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 TBoss

Who knew the Boss lady doesn’t know the Nigerian national anthem?

https://twitter.com/updatesust/status/849711090292412419

Debbie: Sing the national anthem
Tboss: pic.twitter.com/MeVJmr9jdp

— Tayo (@teaponpi) April 5, 2017

Can you see the pattern? TBoss is never wrong. She can't sing the national anthem and somehow Debie Rise is to blame ? yeye #BBNaija

— UNdirty Niger Delta. (@Karibiba) April 5, 2017

Why are people trying to make it seem like it's not a big deal TBoss cannot sing the national anthem? Helloooo??? Like, HELLOOO? #BBNaija

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) April 5, 2017

Tboss, why????????

 

2. Pepsi

Pepsi happened on this brilliant idea of using a protest to promote their product. It is, after all, a season of protests and Trump has been in the eye of the storm. So great idea, yes?

Pepsi's facing some [major] backlash across social media scene for this new ad featuring Kendal Jenner. Thoughts?pic.twitter.com/5qzR4BpOVy

— Y! Online #WorldCup (@YNaija) April 5, 2017

Hell freaking No.

AJ+ explains why in sufficient detail.

The ad @Pepsi just pulled was wrong on so many levels.

Here's why: pic.twitter.com/FtZshEwC12

— AJ+ (@ajplus) April 5, 2017

Even Piers Morgan agrees

3. Piers Morgan

The new @pepsi ad with @KendallJenner is stupefyingly diabolical.
Absurd, PC-crazed, virtue-signalling, snowflake claptrap. pic.twitter.com/SA9RRanGNo

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 4, 2017

LIT.

 

49 years to the day MLK died, Pepsi pulls this stunt?

Pepsi forced to remove ‘the worst ad ever’ @willmwhiteman pic.twitter.com/qt13kRAuSl

— IN THE NOW (@IntheNow_tweet) April 5, 2017

How was this ever going to be a good idea?

4. Bernice King

Martin Luther King’s daughter had to say something:

If only Daddy would have known about the power of #Pepsi. pic.twitter.com/FA6JPrY72V

— Be A King (@BerniceKing) April 5, 2017

Other reactions:

Me: no waiter, pepsi is not okay

*everyone in the restaurant starts clapping and lifts me in the air*

— Wahlid Mohammad (@Wahlid) April 5, 2017

It's incredible that @pepsi apologized to Kendall. She chose to be a part of that ad. Pepsi needs to apologize to the protestors.

— deray (@deray) April 5, 2017

Q: What's an even lamer, more pathetically contrived marketing campaign than Pepsi co-opting The Resistance?
A: The Resistance

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 5, 2017

Let us dispel with this fiction that Pepsi doesn't know what they be doing. They knows exactly what they be doing.

— Wu-Tang Financial (@Wu_Tang_Finance) April 5, 2017

https://twitter.com/CGBPosts/status/849679933177769984

5. Senator Ben Bruce

In other news of how ridiculous can we get, Governor Yari of Zamfara state said the Type C Meningitis outbreak in Nigeria is God’s punishment for the sin of fornication.

The common sense Senator set him straight.

Meningitis is caused by bacteria not sin. If sin caused meningitis, most of us politicians will get it, but it's the poor who suffer it most

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) April 5, 2017

The real sin causing meningitis is the sin of mismanaging the money budgeted to cure and prevent a disease that regularly affects Nigerians.

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) April 5, 2017

We cant have such brilliant medical minds like Bennet Omalu and still operate from the mindset that sins cause diseases like meningitis!

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) April 5, 2017

6. Reno Omokri

Reno affirms:

If, according to Gov Yari, the meningitis outbreak is the result of the sins of Nigerians, then what sin was responsible for PMB's sickness?

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) April 5, 2017

We need $1 billion to combat meningitis outbreak ~ FG
If this govt had tackled Ebola the whole treasury would be required.

— #SuperElitesRock (@naijateddy) April 4, 2017

7. Sanusi hits the nail on the blessed head.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSgGcrDh2bw/?taken-by=sanusilamidosanusi&hl=en

Wehdonesah.