by Anna Breslaw Date One: “I don’t poop or have body hair and I’m a poreless unicorn!” Five Years: “I think we got food poisoning from that taqueria, let’s watch Netflix and fart on each other.” 1. Date One Shower and shave? Check. Series of exfoliating and hydrating face masks? Yes. Slathered body with... Read More
by Jude Feranmi If we are going to get close to even change this country one step at a time, we need to start thinking like these politicians do. We need to start strategizing and leveraging on the same incentives that they leverage on. The same system they exploit for their own selfish gains should... Read More
by Akan Ido Laderin Estate in Abeokuta, Ogun State was thrown into a bit of confusion when a man formerly in the employ of a retired Chief Magistrate, Olufunmilayo Timehin reportedly murdered her in cold blood. The househelp identified as David reportedly gained access into the compound when Mrs. Timehin was all alone and committed... Read More
by Tutu Akinlabi A woman in India who was trafficked for the purpose of prostitution has had her breasts chopped off after she refused to co-operate. The unnamed woman, said to be 24 years of age, was said to have been attacked by the madam of a brothel, her husband, and her cousin. They cut... Read More
by Kiley Coleman Girls, if you want to make clear you just want sex, this is definitely the way. I’m not telling you to make it seem like you are sleeping with a bunch of guys, but it’s important to get the message across that you are dating other men. 1. BE UPFRONT Here’s the... Read More
by Tutu Akinlabi A man in Malawi has paid the ultimate price to become rich as he has reportedly allowed a Hyena to bite off his genitals. Chamangeni Zulu is said to have offered himself to the Hyena on the orders of a witch doctor who prescribed it as a way to get rich. He... Read More
by Zara Mustapha Like a scene from a horror movie, a suspected murderer was killed in the crudest manner possible. The man who was accused of ‘purposefully killing a Muslim to take his money’ was blindfolded, shot in the head and strung up on a crucifix for all to see, his body was paraded in a town square... Read More
by Zara Mustapha Tonto Dikeh must really love tattoos just like 2face’s wife, Annie Idibia. The controversial Nollywood actress just got a new body ink on her foot and she couldn’t just wait to show her fans. Dikeh who already has one huge tat on her back, shared the photo of her latest body art on... Read More
by Frank Kobola This might be the same cold you had two days ago, but we need you to look us in the eyes, hold our hands, and tell us we are not going to die. 1. Whine. Based on the way we complain, you’d think we have the Ebola virus and not the flu.... Read More
by Zara Mustapha Reports say Kanye West is not taking chances for the wedding to his baby mama and fiancee, Kim Kardashian and wants his wedding to be all about him and Kim, so he may be scrapping some names off his guest list to ensure that happens. Kanye may not be inviting media... Read More
by Akan Ido Ailing singer Zara Gretti who died earlier today after suffering from Multiple Sclerosis, a debilitating disease, had a cheerful heart and maintained good composure till her death. The ‘Abokoku’ singer tweeted at musician Weird MC and other Twitter followers before her final tweet which highlights her ambivalent state of mind before taking... Read More
by Tutu Akinlabi Musician, Zara Gretti, is dead. The ‘Abokoku’ singer had been suffering from multiple sclerosis and was receiving treatment in the US. Zara, whose real name is Margaret-Mary Joseph, reportedly died this morning after putting up a tweet which gives a glimpse into her state of mind before giving up. “I love and hate... Read More
by Anna Breslaw You will never come home to four people you can’t stand smoking weed in your living room. “Let me invite my three most annoying friends over and then smoke weed so they become even more annoying.” –Roommates. 1. You can get naked as soon as you walk in the door. Pants were clearly invented... Read More
by Adeola Balogun An American couple residing in Qatar have been sentenced to spend the next 3 years in prison for the death of their adopted daughter. Matthew and Grace Huang were accused of starving their Ghanaian daughter, Gloria to death and were found guilty by a court in the Gulf Arab state. The couple... Read More
by Tutu Akinlabi A teenage porn star is preparing to spend 45 days in prison after she masturbated with a crucifix on the premises of a catholic school. Valerie Dodds, also known as Val Midwest, was charged with indecent exposure after she posed naked and pleasured herself on the campus of her alma mater, Pius... Read More
by Zara Mustapha The first daughter of Nigeria will be tying the knot soon and it is definitely going to be a blas! President Goodluck Jonathan’s first child, Faith Sakwe Elizabeth is set to wed her beau, Godswill Edward Osim, on April 5, 2014, in Bayelsa and on April 12 in Abuja. Faith was adopted... Read More
by Akintomiwa Agbaje Did you watch the top 30 contestants in the ongoing Etisalat-sponsored Nigerian Idol season 4 perform on stage last weekend? Entertaining right? Well, they are battling to secure a position in the next round of the competition and voting already started on Sunday, March 23 and ended at midnight on... Read More
by Frank Kobola We really like it when you throw us a curveball. If there’s a new position you’ve found that you want to try, please go for it. It can be some hugely creative, elaborate sex circus that involves a Jacuzzi, whipped cream and bananas but introducing a modification to old standbys like doggy... Read More
by Zara Mustapha Miley Cyrus has moved from sticking out her tongue, to spitting on her fans! The 21-year-old ‘twerkster’ shocked concert goers during her Bangerz Tour in Tampa, when she drank water from a bottle and then spat it out on her audience. Her adoring fans appeared to be enjoying the disgusting display as... Read More
by Candace Braun Davison Let’s just be honest with one another: If it’s been more than a year and you still haven’t glued that handle back on your Disneyland mug and sewed the button back on your old cardigan, it may be time to consider life without them. The Paper Jam in Your Junk Drawer... Read More
by Akan Ido Joy Ifijeh, the widow who was told by the Governor of Edo, Adams Oshiomhole, to “Go and die” must be extremely grateful for the day that changed life. Mrs. Ifijeh was given instant employment by the governor and is seen here by his side inspecting some projects. She is one lucky woman,... Read More
by Oge Okonkwo The spiritual leader of Perfect Christianity Mission Church, Sign Fireman has been absolved by Lagos State Directorate of Public Prosecutions (DPP) of complicity in the murder of a 12-year-old girl. This was contained in a legal advice by the DPP to the Deputy Commissioner of Police, State Criminal Investigations Department, M.A.K. Smith Street, Yaba, signed by Olayide Eboda... Read More
by Akintomiwa Agbaje Bubbles Magazine is pleased to feature the very dapper actor award winning and critically respected OC Ukeje on the cover of its new edition. OC is undoubtedly one of the entertainers whose ascension to fame and stardom makes even the casual fan proud: he’s a regular young Nigerian who in spite of... Read More
by Hannatu Musawa The shock wasn’t so much about the negative comments that were said, it was more of an amusing surprise that little old me and my little old views typed on my little old laptop had so much power to envoke such strong emotions from strangers. I strangely found it quite empowering and... Read More
by Zara Mustapha Darey Art Alade is back with another video for his new single titled ‘special fever’. To add a taste of Nollywood to the video, actress, Rita Dominic stars as his lady love and from behind the scene photos, it seems she is going to be tough one. The video also stars, celebrity... Read More
by Anna Breslaw He has a boner already! I can feel it! They’re like aliens. I’m glad it’s not one of those mushroom chode penises you have to spend like 30 minutes coaxing out of its shell. So you locked the cat in the bathroom and IT’S ON. Here are the things that occur to you... Read More
by Adeola Balogun An Ogun neighbourhood was been left in shock when a police officer shot dead 7 people and then himself. [READ: Policeman goes berserk, kills wife, kid and 4 others in Ogun] The incident occurred at the Ifelodun street environs of Akingbala in the Eleweeran area of Abeokuta, the state capital. The officer,... Read More
by Korede Oludiran We need not be told that the APC is not our messiah. Going by their body language, they are primarily out to get power from PDP. That is the reason they are quick to woo aggrieved members of PDP over. Oh, have we forgotten that party norms and values are formed by... Read More
by Adebayo Coker Listening to the President speak during the media cha that was held before the last, I dare not say my President is far away from realities. No, no, I dare not. The statement uttered that corruption is not the number one problem of this nation can only come from a head that... Read More