Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:

1.

I want to have sex in Nekede. I’ll let my partner take off my clothes, and when she removes my boxers, I will shout, “Chai! They have nakeded me in Nekede!”

— Pushkin (@MrBure) April 22, 2020

Good for you nwanne.

2.

Sexual intercourse that was meant for reproduction is what my people turned into recreational activity ?

— Aba Boy ? (@Frank_LeanXV) April 22, 2020

3.

If you’re still a Virgin, I’ll advice you not to start having sex because there’s nothing there.

— Ogirima (OG) Maximillionaire (@max_sticks) April 22, 2020

4.

The day I and my umunna went to pay my wife’s dowry…after everything had been sorted, one of the elders from her side asim…Nna,imezugo ife nile, bulu otų gi je labazia etu osi masi gi. ??? .
Another asim, nwanne igbatagolu Amu gi ala ???.

— MRMAN ? (@mrmanodili) April 22, 2020

5.

All right bro.