Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:

1.

Yoruba people ? “hi want 2 heat hindomie hand hegg”

— . (@xo__faith) April 30, 2020

2.

In Lagos, mom was reporting us to our aunt in Edo via video call
Aunty was sipping tea while scolding us thru video & I was busy tweeting
Aunty got very mad & threw the cup towards me only for the hot tea to sprinkle on all of us including mom

Dont involve others, Just do it ✔️

— Bearded Omosanjo ❁ (@MisturSanjay) April 30, 2020

 

3.

When Burna washed Reekado Banks, he was forming humble Smith..same Reekado saw an opportunity to prey on a random account with 22 followers, he unleashed his venom instantly.

Oppression is okay on twitter; as long as you ain’t the victim.

— Wale• (@Drwhales_) April 30, 2020

4.

Imagine we are in a car, Me, You, Wizkid, Rema, burna boy, Davido, Otedola, Joe boy, Dangote and your iPhone is suddenly missing, who will be your first suspect? ???

— UZOAMAKA (@jennygodswill) April 30, 2020

5.

A girl told my friend she can’t Date any guy that doesn’t have a house , My friend had to remind her that Her parents are still living in a rented Room and parlour apartment and that’s where they gave birth to her?

— Oluwa Tobi (@TobiDaGreatest) April 30, 2020