Got the work blues today? Calm yourself down with these hilarious tweets we found.

Enjoy

1 When your enemies in the village mean you

I am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wrong time … this happened (via @ajc): pic.twitter.com/LA0cXpC7oX

— Brett Taylor (@Brett_A_Taylor) November 20, 2017

2. Desperado

Guys please borrow me a two year old baby I will bring it back.. I met this really cute guy at Checkers and he had a two year old baby, I told him my son is about the same age…..now we’re invited to a 2nd birthday party n I don’t have a baby to bring

— Noluthando Zuma (@Thandoo_Zuma) November 20, 2017

Yoruba demon

Today, i saw this fine lady at the grocery store, asked for her digit, she refused. I secretly dropped my second phone in her bag.

I just called myself now and we're flowing so well. ?

— Mr.┏̲O̶̲̅┓̲P ┏̲A̶̲̅┓ (@ogbeni_opa) November 20, 2017

4. Ignoramus

When are we going to explain that virginity does not always equate an intact hymen?

A new marriage is on tenterhooks because girl swore she was a virgin but brother said the path was without resistance & he didn't see blood.

— Sam Hart (@hartng) November 19, 2017

5. Sugar daddy

A father came into the store w his daughter and she picked 10 Burberry watches. Then she said "thank you daddy" and I was thinking wow my dad doesn't even buy me lunch. Then he smacked her ass and I was like ohhh not that type of daddy. What a life she lives.

— kaelynhernandeeznuts (@kaelynllanza) November 19, 2017