Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Faithfulness
https://twitter.com/smartfulnex/status/995925674463518721
They did not teach us to give it without love oo!
Meanwhile, these days you can just say “Come and join me after one hour”. Lol!
2. Ayodeji
https://twitter.com/datmastermind/status/995736664222945280
Those times when mobile telephone networks told us they were doing us a big favour. Smh!
3. Elnathan John
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/996016231462440961
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/996016664369094656
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/996018139455479808
Ahah! Brother John, you want to take away our religious sentiments too? What will now be left to use to give excuses?
It is just pitiful how we want to glorify the actions of religious figures when they err.
4. Akeem Adeyemi
https://www.instagram.com/p/Biw881nlCWm/?taken-by=iamakeemadeyemi
Hmmm…
5. Oke Umurhohwo
Fact: Buhari's government has spent more than any administration in Nigeria's 57 year history but has achieved the least performance
— Oke Umurhohwo (@OkeStalyf) May 14, 2018
6. Biyi
https://twitter.com/Baddman20/status/995974325680435200
Lol! You people play too much!
This is a fuc… serious issue man.
7. Henry Okelue
I am very upset that the first way a rich man like @realFemiOtedola described himself in his bio is “husband”. How can he belittle himself like that?😡😡
— Errikos 🇳🇬 (@4eyedmonk) May 14, 2018
Weldone sir, continue shaking tables…
