Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Frank
My girl said she needed some space, its been two years, five months and 3 days. She hasn’t texted or called. She literally wastes time to do anything smh.
— Ichie Bullion (@principe_viii) November 30, 2018
You get patience oo. Abi you dey lie?
2. Ufuoma
I want to spend the rest of 2018 just thanking God. No requests, no complaints. Just thanking Him.
— Jessica Ufuoma (@theufuoma) November 30, 2018
Thank you Lord!
3. Samuel Otukoya
What would you do if you're in church and the person beside you falls under annoying and breaks your new phone of 450k? 😂
— Slim.eth👽 🇳🇬🇬🇧 (@sammy_ryde) November 30, 2018
First shout alleluia… then Thank God for removing the potential heart attack from you.
4. Korede Bello
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqxMOMYAa0o/
5. Aluko Ifeoluwa
https://twitter.com/TrendMasterNGR/status/1068500367648931846
6. Omoni Oboli
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqzSjFoHNfY/
How many times can you can type Amen?
7. Abimbola Abio
Twitter Is More Like An Average Lagos Face-me-I-Face-Yo.
Yor Data Is Yor Rent To Own A Personal Space. Lol..— 𝐒êñåᴛᴏʀ (@HalaalBaller) November 30, 2018
Where is the lie?
8. Valking
https://twitter.com/_valking/status/1068404270683353088
