Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Frank
My girl said she needed some space, its been two years, five months and 3 days. She hasn’t texted or called. She literally wastes time to do anything smh.
— Aba Boy?? (@Frank_LeanXV) November 30, 2018
You get patience oo. Abi you dey lie?
2. Ufuoma
I want to spend the rest of 2018 just thanking God. No requests, no complaints. Just thanking Him.
— ufuoma (@theufuoma) November 30, 2018
Thank you Lord!
3. Samuel Otukoya
What would you do if you're in church and the person beside you falls under annoying and breaks your new phone of 450k? ?
— Samuel Otukoya ? ???? (@sammy_ryde) November 30, 2018
First shout alleluia… then Thank God for removing the potential heart attack from you.
4. Korede Bello
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqxMOMYAa0o/
5. Aluko Ifeoluwa
This whole yahoo and ritual nonsense isn't even funny again !
If you're a yahoo boy and you're reading this, better stop NOW before God use you to serve as a lesson to your fellow idiots.
— Aluko Ifeoluwa (@TrendMasterNGR) November 30, 2018
6. Omoni Oboli
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqzSjFoHNfY/
How many times can you can type Amen?
7. Abimbola Abio
Twitter Is More Like An Average Lagos Face-me-I-Face-Yo.
Yor Data Is Yor Rent To Own A Personal Space. Lol..— Abímbọ́lá Abio Idrees. Ó (@SenatorAbio) November 30, 2018
Where is the lie?
8. Valking
Imagine meeting someone who actually wanted to know your past, not to use it against you, but to understand how you need to be loved.❤️
— valking♔ (@_valking) November 30, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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