Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Lami Apejoye aka girl going places

PR Girl and girl-child activist Lami Apejoye met with the Acting President today.

Receipts:

Yours Truly briefing@ProfOsinbajo on the NPower Social media platforms earlier today at the Situation room #Npowered pic.twitter.com/9IFNROP6MO

— Lami Apejoye (@MsLami_A) July 14, 2017

Nice.

2. Justin Irabor in this episode of online shopping gone wrong.

It’s annoying to spend money on a thing and get little or no value for it. Hence Justin’s aggro:

Second time I'm ordering from Jumia. Second time it has been trash. Today it's a speaker that reduces the volume to zero against all odds.

— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) July 14, 2017

Like you literally have to press your hand on the 'volume up' button to listen to music. Remove your hand and it goes back to zero.

— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) July 14, 2017

Last time they took back the defective product. Never got a better product. Today here we are. Five year anniversary innit.

— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) July 14, 2017

Recommend once bitten, twice shy.

3. Kelechi Okafor aka girl can twerk!

Dance instructor Kelechi is putting it to y’all. Senator Adeleke, how far?

One armed wall twerk because if you're gonna do it, do it for real. ? pic.twitter.com/zNj3CrHKo9

— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) July 14, 2017

Reactions:

I just be like….prosper, sis.
Defy the laws of physics, sis.
Laugh in the face of science, sis. https://t.co/3xd45K4yvq

— Omo Pick A Box (@KnownWizard) July 14, 2017

Please do a tutorial I'm trying to ruin a mans life with this shit…. quit playing ? https://t.co/9DKs2c5wr5

— TheClituation ? (@KLCHII) July 14, 2017

I know damn well I don't have this type of strength but prosper sis https://t.co/kkeXcPOs0r

— Welpita Nyong’o (@stoppreejai) July 14, 2017

I would break my wrist, fall and crack my neck, resulting in my death https://t.co/oNTQ1JoR8f

— you are hiding a child. (@sheixx_) July 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/JhaneParis/status/885960541428224000

Now we’ve seen everything.

4. Efosa Ojomo

Is this theory correct?

Human beings have such an intense proclivity towards laziness that it compels us to innovate.

— Efosa Ojomo (@EfosaOjomo) July 14, 2017

Lol. This is so wrong. Could it be that people just to make a difference – Medical advances? Or dey want to make money – Capitalism?

— Ava Momoh (@avamomoh) July 14, 2017

Or laziness?

5. Dina Leygerman

Social media trolls can sting- without question. We know why:

"Anonymity" of social media truly brings out the worst in people. I thought I could no longer be surprised by what some say; I was wrong.

— Dina Leygerman (@dinachka82) July 14, 2017

Four boys were brutally murdered 15 minutes away from my house this week. Comment: "they smoked pot, what did you expect?"

— Dina Leygerman (@dinachka82) July 14, 2017

Seriously!

6. Kathleen

This! Another reason to appreciate the Carters’ genius:

Still sobbing from gratitude. @LaineyGossip on Beyonce's gift & why Sir Carter is a GREAT name. Don't @ me. https://t.co/dXaFfEZZaQ pic.twitter.com/qslYOF8ScW

— Kathleen Newman-Bremang (@KathleenNB) July 14, 2017

In awe.

7. Black Hermit’s crisis:

Pray for me guys, I'm dealing with a family crisis. I just found out that my sister has been stealing my face scrub.

— Sir Slay (@TheBlackHermit) July 14, 2017

Reactions:

https://twitter.com/Monaayy/status/885959082976399361

Wow. So sorry for your loss. I know you're strong. You'll get through this. Hugs. https://t.co/nwueMjZF3m

— Ijeoma Ogwuegbu Udum (@IjeomaOgud) July 14, 2017

Awww.