Today’s Noisemakers: Fisayo Longe, Tolu Ogunlesi, Henry Okelue, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers. Here’s our list from today:... Read More

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Here’s our list from today:

1.Henry Okelue

A few minutes ago, I saw a sad manifestation of emergency services deficiency in Nigeria. A vehicle is right now on fire in front of Ministry of Finance in Abuja. Less than 50 meters from it is a @nemanigeria fire truck, parked, unperturbed, acting as if it is an ice cream truck
— Errikos 🇳🇬 (@4eyedmonk) December 18, 2018

The sad realities of present-day giant of Africa.

2. Seun

Just because your husband is not God fearing you are advising me that "there is no God fearing men again " I can't marry anyhow person, you lost this one.
— Seunfunmi Akinola (@seunakinola_) December 18, 2018

Hasty generalisation it is. Good you didn’t listen.

3. Ernest

https://twitter.com/Ernestfactor_/status/1074969371817185280

True.

4. Tolu Ogunlesi

The National Distraction Commission felicitates with the Management and Staff of Manchester United FC of England, UK, on this contribution to national development. They look forward to continuing collaboration with the UK-based club.
— Tolu Ogunlesi, MON (@toluogunlesi) December 18, 2018

Lol!

5. Fisayo Longe

OMGGG I didn't realise that you can 'copy' something on your iphone and 'paste' on your macbook? Woahhh, how many years late am I?
— Fisayo Longe (@FisayoLonge) December 18, 2018

We learn everyday.

6. Ralph

https://twitter.com/Ralpharmony/status/1074944564195196929

You cannot but love it though.
And no, he cannot watch it a million times but…hyperbole…

7. Darmmi

https://twitter.com/darmmi_/status/1074952338731950080?s=19

You could have just simply read more and raised your hand for every question asked in class.
Scissors kick is hard jere!

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