Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 @CreoleKurt (or as Twitter has christened her #HurtBae)
Two days after Valentine, the conversation on Twitter began with cheating. Now cheating has different varieties. This one trumps them all.
He cheated on her. Now she wants to know why. pic.twitter.com/5hdlpKisjZ
— Iris (@heyiris) February 15, 2017
The viral video had everyone in their feels, as many tried to grapple with the dude’s cold, cold heart.
2. @_SpecialKayy
We especially love this tweet below as she considers the true answer to this question #HurtBae asked.
#HurtBae: How many times did you cheat on me?
Him: I wasn't counting
His Memory: pic.twitter.com/pNNAzkghwk— Queen Kay ❤️ (@_SpecialKayyy) February 16, 2017
@CreoleKourt has moved on. Yaaay.
https://twitter.com/creolekourt/status/832073318324957184
3. Dare Olaitan
Writer and producer, Dare Olaitan, chipped in with a story about his cheating experience
https://twitter.com/Darthcoal/status/832100688935153668
https://twitter.com/Darthcoal/status/832103105936424964
Kai. People have seen nwi sha in this world.
4. Adebiyi
But take heart, love is still possible. For instance, this young Nigerian dude and this elderly American/European?? (sha, white) woman are having a time of it.
He even tapped into his Shakespearean side and produced this.
Wow. Isn’t it a truly incredible world?
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5. @Mz_Zele
Someone comes for Bobrisky…
Risky bobs real face ????? pic.twitter.com/avezqc1WbF
— Chocolate Cheeks (@Omozele__) February 16, 2017
And look at those hands too.
Moving on…
The second thing Twitter Nigeria chewed on today was bad business practices of Nigerian CEOs. Of course, you can pin it down on the environment or lack of proper regulation.
6 @deaduramilade blew the lid off with this tweet.
https://twitter.com/deaduramilade/status/832127840581726208
Suddenly, everybody had stories to share.
7. Editi Effiong
There’s more about this bad job practices of CEOs.
Back to where we started. Pay people what the role deserves. Don't coat in "intern".
— Mallam Battycash (@Batarhe) February 16, 2017
Simples.
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