Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Daily Post NGR; Updates247NG

In the beginning, there were viral media publications. These media houses tweeted about these incidents of violence around Africa.

Angry lady stabs ex-lover to death for proposing to her best friend [PHOTOS] https://t.co/fGC0UC4w9g pic.twitter.com/61tk5Vg0zY

— Daily Post Nigeria (@DailyPostNGR) May 11, 2017

1. He proposed to her
2. She said no
3. Accepted his L
4. Proposed to her friend
5. She said yes
6. She hunted him down
7. And killed him https://t.co/rxvtZmz8u7

— HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) May 11, 2017

Chorister Allegedly Stabs Church Lover To Death For Proposing To Her Friend..

READ: https://t.co/pKIFuw013d pic.twitter.com/ahdDnRTjHu

— Updates 247 Nigeria (@Updates247NG) May 11, 2017

Missing South African Lady Killed & Burnt By Boyfriend..

READ: https://t.co/xEGgJfuqMr#RIPKarabo pic.twitter.com/WiL7nAWVu9

— Updates 247 Nigeria (@Updates247NG) May 11, 2017

2. Jasper

And then there was Jasper. He wondered aloud why incidents of violence against men by women were not being talked about.

Sigh…. what is happening?

This lady murdered her boyfriend just a few days ago. pic.twitter.com/sJUHLDpdRy

— Chi (@JajaPhD) May 11, 2017

We have a problem on our hands. There's a culture of abuse against men that has been overlooked for too long.

We must stand up against it.

— Chi (@JajaPhD) May 11, 2017

Our inaction is the reason why the murderer could openly declare him wanted just hours before ending his life.

Violence against men exists.

— Chi (@JajaPhD) May 11, 2017

And all hell breaks loose

You're really a piece of shit. Why didn't you bring it up when it happened? https://t.co/4qUQukCUei

— c-a-n-i-b-a-l (@caanniiball) May 11, 2017

Please don't start. Violence on men where??? See how you people kill us left and right

— ChildOfGrace (@miss_ivykay) May 11, 2017

3. Ugonnia

Ugonnia cannot understand the outburst so he wades in to defend Jasper

No need to attack @JajaPhD
I don't even understand the outrage against his post.
She killed the guy. Let's talk about it as well.

— Ugonnia (@AustinYugo) May 11, 2017

To hell with your subs and insults.
We understand the dangers our ladies face daily.
We work to make it better and make the world safer.

— Ugonnia (@AustinYugo) May 11, 2017

You can condemn both actions.
No justification for killing a lady.
No justification for killing a guy.

— Ugonnia (@AustinYugo) May 11, 2017

There is no special day meant for addressing the challenges women face daily. Let's learn to tolerate & discuss each issue as they arise.

— Ugonnia (@AustinYugo) May 11, 2017

Mo sets him straight.

https://twitter.com/MoFame_/status/862648247831212033

https://twitter.com/MoFame_/status/862648568263389184

Let's discuss it all.
You're angry a guy killed a girl in South Africa.
Yet you don't want to discuss the fact a girl killed a guy in PH? https://t.co/uoMMa3WLcU

— Ugonnia (@AustinYugo) May 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/MoFame_/status/862650383168155648

That's what you think. Even if it is true. Let's see it that this opportunity presents a good window to discuss domestic violence and abuse.

— Ugonnia (@AustinYugo) May 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/MoFame_/status/862651618415841280

4. Bassey Ikpi

He still doesn’t get it so Bassey Ikpi explains further:

https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/862652619411656704

https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/862652955123748865

So the Rivers state murder that was reported by the media today shouldnt be discussed cos an idiot murdered a girl in SA?? Smh https://t.co/Kcod7gF5RQ

— Kingsley (@kingysly_01) May 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/862653092948566018

Are you saying it is wrong to discuss both issues at the same time?

— Ugonnia (@AustinYugo) May 11, 2017

Yes, that's it. And both killings were reported by the media today..

— Kingsley (@kingysly_01) May 11, 2017

A little sarcasm

Why did the patriarchal Nigerian media choose today of all days to report it? ?? https://t.co/zed9A4mDdF

— Ayobami (@dondekojo) May 11, 2017

Only men hit ladies , trashy men use "people" to hide the fact that women are the victims here ? https://t.co/HxMJZ9ZP4g

— Ayobami (@dondekojo) May 11, 2017

5. Lucas

Then sadist Twitter rears its ugly head; cites reason why the South African lady was burnt to death.

PSA: Not an eyewitness report. Take it a pinch of salt.

She probably curved over 10K guys only to date someone that was gonna kill her. Karma is real guys. ?

— Lucas (@Mack90Lucas) May 11, 2017

this is unfair.

— Nessa Okeke (@Leeiaah_) May 11, 2017

Unfair how?

— Lucas (@Mack90Lucas) May 11, 2017

She has curved. I'm just saying it's sad that she's gone, but she's also hurt someone before. We do bad to people and bad is done to us too.

— Lucas (@Mack90Lucas) May 11, 2017

all I'm saying is… Death isn't enough punishment for violent/non-violent curving. That's all.

— Nessa Okeke (@Leeiaah_) May 11, 2017

If she had chosen the right man, a man that would never hurt her, she would still be alive and kicking.

— Lucas (@Mack90Lucas) May 11, 2017

But she probably friendzoned that guy that was about her and was gonna protect her or she rejected him for a wrong guy.

— Lucas (@Mack90Lucas) May 11, 2017

Women don't want men that are all about her. They see him as stupid and go for the "mysterious, bad boy vibe" type

— Lucas (@Mack90Lucas) May 11, 2017

Then stuff like this happens. I'm also hurt that she's gone and she didn't deserve it. I'm saying women are the ones that choose trash men.

— Lucas (@Mack90Lucas) May 11, 2017

I can't correct your view, I'm not even trying to. I'm just trying to get you to see it from another side.

— Nessa Okeke (@Leeiaah_) May 11, 2017

I do, but I still looked at it the way I looked at it now.

— Lucas (@Mack90Lucas) May 11, 2017

Doesn’t stupidity reek all the way from SA?

Reaction: Scratching our heads

There's something fundamentally wrong with a lot of South African men. Why are they so violent? https://t.co/azeS10pnHj

— #BringBackOurGirls (@OKShorty1) May 11, 2017

 

6. A day in the life of a woman

Code name: Anxiety

So much of our lived experience as a woman is being vigilant. Its being anxious 24/7 about things like, just walking somewhere even daylight

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

you walk into huge board meetings and pitch for a massive account. You're applauded they loved it! At tea time the VP saunters over

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

Says he likes seeing women in charge, seeing black women do their thing. (This was board with only two women). Anyway he says I should

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

keep up the good work, they like me and my team. Says I should email him personally with my number so we can discuss this in detail

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

Says to use his gmail, underscores his cell on his business card. I feel great, he says I look beautifull, likes my size. I want to vomit

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

I laugh dejectedly and hurry us out of there. Everyone is hyped in the car,asks why im not excited,I say I am but just coming down from high

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

i tell them I have a budget to do not to disturb me. I lock the office. The business needs the money, This man is using power, Im anxious

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

I run it by a friend, confirms that she feels he's doing that too. Im angry as fuck, I wish it was just about our work. I hate everything

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

I send the email to procurement with all the docs they need,I cc his work email, he sees my cell in signature, texts me later that evening

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

I'm anxious I'm anxious I'm anxious I'm anxious I'm anxious I'm anxious

— moon ? (@wittnsass) May 11, 2017

Oh, but Men are not scum!

Women love the spotlight. Should you take the light away from them, they come at you. Can men express their concerns too, please?

— Yomi (@akintonmide) May 11, 2017

Why We Must Teach Our Children That Men Are Not Scumhttps://t.co/JYrk4JnSIo

— Yomi (@akintonmide) May 11, 2017

Comeback

Reducing valid concerns from women about sexual abuse to 'loving the spotlight'? This is dismissive and patriarchal https://t.co/Z5UCYL6uhw

— Eromo Egbejule (@EromoEgbejule) May 11, 2017

Some people really do reason with the restrictive capacity of a video game character, on Twitter.

— Eromo Egbejule (@EromoEgbejule) May 11, 2017

Listen up:

Get close to girls that grew up in Nigeria and when they feel okay to open up to you, you'll hardly find one that hasn't been assaulted.

— Papa Bule (@bule_jr) May 11, 2017

Issa tragedy.

— Papa Bule (@bule_jr) May 11, 2017

Of humongous proportions.

*Sigh*

 

7. Tolu Ogunlesi

Before it gets too dark and gloomy, let’s steer away for a sec.

What's the oldest-surviving (privately-owned) Nigerian company that you know?

— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) May 11, 2017

Domino Stores owned by @benmurraybruce family was founded as a supermarket chain in the 1960s. Not sure if the business still exists.

— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) May 11, 2017

And along came

Office of the President, Republic of Nigeria. 1960 to date. Privately owned by thesame political circle of the old guard. https://t.co/D3LCctTRXv

— Leme (@Abdulrahmanleme) May 11, 2017

Hilarious!

Bonus

My friend has been disturbing me to watch a movie he acted, I finally did and saw him with fan, fanning the igwe from part 1-4 ?

— ?? (@Broom__Stick) May 10, 2017

What a weiste.