Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Chadwick Boseman

Media houses are calling it Marvel’s most breathtaking movie yet based on its newly released trailer. And we agree. The Marvel flick will be in cinemas February next year. The film’s superhero, T’ Challa is excited.

WATCH:

The revolution will be live. #BlackPanther pic.twitter.com/gakhMRYHLT

— Chadwick Boseman (@chadwickboseman) October 16, 2017

Bringing a brand new #BlackPanther poster to you 1st! We hit theaters Feb 16, but you can check out the new trailer from @marvelstudios NOW. pic.twitter.com/KFbA9A9cG8

— Chadwick Boseman (@chadwickboseman) October 16, 2017

Ava and other Blacks are over the moon.

King Coogler has not come to play with you. He's come to put in work. And change the same old game. #BlackPanther pic.twitter.com/spaxIUxUQ5

— Ava DuVernay (@ava) October 16, 2017

"You going to see that #BlackPanther movie when it come out?"

Me: pic.twitter.com/fG75h53Kht

— X (@XLNB) October 16, 2017

2. Wan Wana

The poet and author, Wana is all of us!

After seeing this black panther trailer is like i am sewing adire,george and aso-oke all in one to go to the cinema

— Wana Udobang (@MissWanaWana) October 16, 2017

3. Omojuwa

Apparently, Gov Rochas Okorocha has a soft spot for President Zuma of South Africaaaa, which inspired him to erect a statue in his honour.

Omojuwa simply wanted to know if these others were in line for one as well.

How long before Ronaldo and Sergio Ramos get their own statues? pic.twitter.com/lAPBz2JBih

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) October 16, 2017

Apparently, Gov Okorocha did not take it lightly.

The sculptor is already at work! https://t.co/8XxqFc7PCP

— Dejainomaino (@dejiros) October 16, 2017

I am sad because I have ruled myself out of a statue in Imo ??? @Makambas pic.twitter.com/SvNV9luN4K

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) October 16, 2017

Lmaoooooooo he felt it to his bone marrow. https://t.co/rJGjj3jpWE

— #88-SkipperLee (@Zallah__) October 16, 2017

The thing pain Rochas enter bone marrow. pic.twitter.com/1juH9p2YBB

— Wale Adetona (@iSlimfit) October 16, 2017

Please tell me that’s a parody account tweeting utter poppycock at you? ? https://t.co/HSAjzxETAh

— Buki O. (@survivor17) October 16, 2017

I wish.

4. Ndifreke

Do people do this for the love of amebo alone?

Never https://t.co/nLFJMAEQRd

— ZARIA'S DAD (@xvnthe) October 16, 2017

5. Olu Famous

There’s a new hashtag on Twitter -#Metoo- which women are using to share their sexual harassment stories. Here’s Onyeka’s too.

A Rich Lady Asked Me For Sex Before She Could Give Me Loan –Writer Onyeka >> https://t.co/D7pb6L1fDc
Cc: @elnathan_john @Omojuwa @4eyedmonk pic.twitter.com/f8PyTlPlSH

— Olu Famous ? (@OluFamous) October 16, 2017

However, is there really merit to Onyeka’s story? Elnathan John and Chude discuss.

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/920016219788513280

6. Juliana

? OSHUN & YEMAYA ? pic.twitter.com/1exedtviGk

— Jules (@thecityofjules) October 16, 2017

7. Wizkid

Felabration ended last night. Wizkid performed at the Shrine. Here are some clips from StarBoy.

WATCH:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUK_JeAmVp/?taken-by=wizkidayo

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUKJSjg9HP/?taken-by=wizkidayo

10/16: Wizkid meets model Bernice Burgos at Quilox Night Club in Lagos. pic.twitter.com/OQZCFtjUFY

— Wizkid News ? (@WizkidSource) October 16, 2017

10/16: Wizkid and Sarz partying at Quilox Night Club in Lagos. pic.twitter.com/5omfJepX5X

— Wizkid News ? (@WizkidSource) October 16, 2017

8. Emily Graslie

EMAIL PROTIP:

life protip: instead of saying "sorry for the late response" instead say "thank you for your patience"
I mean, we were using pigeons as a vector for communication for thousands of years, let's not get carried away with this weird sense of urgency, geez barbara your email can wait

— Emily Graslie ?? (@Ehmee) October 16, 2017

9. Kemi Adeosun

Min of Nigeria’s Finance gives us her takeaways from her latest trip:

In the medium-term we're focusing Nigeria's debt strategy more on external borrowing, to
1. Avoid crowding out the private sector.
2. Reduce the cost of debt servicing, and
3. Shift the balance of our debt portfolio from short-term to longer-term instruments. 2/

— Kemi Adeosun (@HMKemiAdeosun) October 16, 2017

10. Amara Nwankpa

What do you know about Olaudah Equiano and his place in history? See below.

Today is the 272nd Birthday of Olaudah Equiano, the African author whose autobiography exposed the realities of the slave trade.

— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) October 16, 2017

Olaudah Equiano was known as "Gustavus Vassa" during his lifetime.

— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) October 16, 2017

His autobiography was the earliest written work that compared the customs of Jews to that of "Eboe" (Ibo) people.

— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) October 16, 2017

#CatherineAcholonu traced his Igbo roots down to his village and cousins. DM for a copy. pic.twitter.com/VVu67Pf3bM

— Venussbay (@Venussbay) October 16, 2017

Wonderful.