Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Mangy Jay

Talking about being objective in reporting.

1/ The NYTimes is densely defending their article by claiming it was intended to shed light on the normalcy of racism in American society.

I agree this is a worthy topic of discussion.

So, let’s talk about all the things the Times could have *actually* achieved this. . . . pic.twitter.com/9ZsHMxsz8p

— Mangy Jay (@magi_jay) November 26, 2017

2. Clarence House

And another one.

Prince Harry is set to marry American actress, Meghan Markle

The Prince of Wales is delighted to announce the engagement of Prince Harry to Ms. Meghan Markle. pic.twitter.com/zdaHR4mcY6

— Clarence House (@ClarenceHouse) November 27, 2017

3. Senator Sani

He must be referring to someone specific though.

They didn't call themselves 'Buharists' when Buhari was not in power.They will not call themselves 'Buharists' when Buhari is out of power.Their Buharism begins and end with power.

— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) November 26, 2017

4. Pasuma

Call him the Fuji legend, Wasiu Alabi Pasuma is 50 today and had this to say:

“Happy 50th to my humble self….. Its been a wonderful journey and I can’t thank God enough for everything….. He has not only protected and guarded me, He has showered me with His Love and mercy.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb-exVSnbpH/?taken-by=officialpasuma

From here… Happy Birthday to you!!

5. Donald Trump

Breaking News! Donald Trump is not backing out on attacking CNN and co.

Details later.

But, you can check his tweet below:

We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me). They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2017