Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Kayode Ogundamisi

Nigerian politics is just a conglomeration of family members. Forget the party.

?Convicted Nigerian Thief James Ibori who spent close to 5 years in @RoyalFamily Jail in ?? for corruption is now in ??as a high flying society Celebrity in company @APCNigeria stalwart @AsiwajuTinubu Kalu. Ibori was jailed for 13 year 4 fraud totalling nearly £50m $77m pic.twitter.com/T6GBQkTZ28

— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) December 22, 2017

2. Fela Durotoye

We await this big announcement. Before then, let’s continue to #PrayWithHim.

3. Eromo Egbejule

It is just a pity that the people that should be protecting us imprison and kill more innocent citizens than the criminals themselves.

Ibrahim Danjuma, the policeman involved in the killing of six Igbo traders in 2005 (apo six) has been decorated by the IG with his new rank. He is now a commissioner of police.

God bless Nigeria

— Babasola Kuti (@SKSolaKuti) December 21, 2017

Nigeria is a place where your worst sin is being poor or knowing no one in a place of power.

Not killing six defenceless people because one woman said no to sexual advances. Not being a paedophile senator. Not awarding fishy contracts to steal money. meant for IDPs. https://t.co/kTIr6jJstK

— Eromo Egbejule (@EromoEgbejule) December 22, 2017

4. Elnathan John

This date is necessary as the President does not even understand that the fuel scarcity has persisted longer than usual – even after all the promises.

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/944130883216388096

5. J.J. Omojuwa

If only we can listen to this, if only…

We can disagree on many things but we certainly can’t disagree on this; it is extremely foolish for a country with over 12 million kids out of school to be spending almost $1b on spiritual tourism. Why isn’t this obvious to government @ProfOsinbajo @bukolasaraki ?

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) December 22, 2017

We know elections are coming in 13 months or so and we know pilgrimages are rewards for party members. But can someone spare a thought for NIGERIAN children? The forgotten ones? https://t.co/V2lGGXNUsa

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) December 22, 2017

6. Pius Adesanmi

You can say that again.

The trouble, @Naijavote , is that, very often, the "ultramodern" equipment they are launching with so much fanfare is refurbished garbage they invoiced at 3 times d price of d latest, brand new, cutting-edge version of d same equipment. They then whine that citizens are cynics… https://t.co/m0zOwFPk7m

— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) December 22, 2017

7. Tony Gallagher

Promises and more… let’s see though.

https://twitter.com/noisenigeria/status/941713754206691328

Excuse my French, but C'est NEPA possiblé. https://t.co/5E4UGnmQFx

— still abuburo nkosua (@lordtee) December 22, 2017

8. Double Eph

Just had a near death experience – had to lean in close to talk to a lady in a store. Unbeknownst to me, she had one of those eyelashes (extending out approx 4.8 inches) – she blinked and only my quick reaction saved me. Lost a few beard strands but could have been worse

— tyro (@DoubleEph) December 22, 2017

9. Shaykh Azhar

Please tell them.

I’m so glad I was introduced to Islam before I was introduced to Muslims. Islam is love, beauty and wisdom.

Many Muslims are intolerant, humorless, and ignorant

Also, stop messaging me about how it’s haram to send gifts to Christians and Jews. I actually studied Islam, u didn’t

— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) December 22, 2017

10. Victor Asemota

So, US ‘threatened’ Botswana this way? Wow!

The courage is commendable, really.

I need a Botswana passport. They have balls. pic.twitter.com/9AGphQ1Lat

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) December 22, 2017

11. Segalink

Still on the matter…

In the new year we will be having BodyCams and DashCams for citizens. Also the iDonTell App on Android optimized for iOS. We all have the legal right to document Police Activity since they lack accountability & lie a lot. #EndSARS #ReformPoliceNG

— SEGA L’éveilleur®? (@segalink) December 22, 2017

Cameras and drones which will also be available soon to monitor police activities, provide accountability. We will create objective reference for all parties involved. #EndSARS #ReformPoliceNG

— SEGA L’éveilleur®? (@segalink) December 22, 2017

We will be recording nationwide at a reasonable distance and will not interfere with Police/SARS investigation. If they are doing nothing wrong they should have nothing to hide. Tell them we have raised the bar again. #EndSARS #ReformPoliceNG

— SEGA L’éveilleur®? (@segalink) December 22, 2017

If you see any #ESRPNG Drones in your neighborhood just be rest assured that you are covered while we Police the Police pending the time the authorities #EndSARS and begin the process of reform. #ReformPoliceNG

— SEGA L’éveilleur®? (@segalink) December 22, 2017

Certification for drone Pilots will also be available in the next year. The first 100 will be free. We have left too much in the hands of Politicians. It’s time we secure the future of our children. #EndSARS #ReformPoliceNG

— SEGA L’éveilleur®? (@segalink) December 22, 2017

The necessary licenses will be finalized the the authorities and we the people can contribute towards a better society. The youths are out Future, let’s empower them and make NIGERIA a better place for all. #EndSARS #ReformPoliceNG

— SEGA L’éveilleur®? (@segalink) December 22, 2017