Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Oby Ezekwesili
Choices. Which would you choose? To rest from the stress encountered through the week or choose to maintain a strong relationship with those around you? Therefore, be there when they need you?
Ezekwesili writes:
Life is always about Choices.
There are some Saturdays that ALL you want to do is “just sleep and 😴 & 😴 except that you also have MANY events you must attend for the sake of relationship and humanity. Choices.
This is one of them Saturdays!. 🤔
God HELP me🤦🏾♀️🙏🏾— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) February 3, 2018
2. Genius Joker
Brain wont kill us in this country Nigeria
Who started the habit of buying things we hardly need so that the trader can help us to look for change?
I bought 2 pure water just because of 200naira change and I'm finding it hard to drink one finish😏😏😏— Genius Joker NGNO 🇳🇬🇳🇴 (@GeniusJokerNG) February 3, 2018
We cannot really pick out anyone who starts these ideas. Just like slangs. It just starts, people love it and starts doing it.
3. T-Pain
Words on Marble from the American singer.
https://twitter.com/TPAIN/status/959789009752002561
https://twitter.com/TPAIN/status/959793320166903809
The line… “Stay healthy out there everybody, mentally and physically“.
4. Nifemi
African mums are the best. “Argue with your laptop/phone“.
Nifemi thought he could get back his money after his mum had seen it.
I’ve been scammed. Who sent me?? 🤦🏽♂️ pic.twitter.com/8iRWovT7nM
— Alhaji Drunkard (@The_Nifemi) February 3, 2018
Some replies:
Any money way enter old girls hand this days just say bye bye to that money, before they remind you of the food and school fee they paid for you, and ask you what and what have you done for them, just because of 4500 you come dey shout 😂 and you think God is not seeing you 😂
— Gold.👸 (@BekeShine) February 3, 2018
I love mummy already 😍👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Tell her she’s got a best friend on Twitter ❤️❤️— Baby girl for life 💜 (@zebbyzee) February 3, 2018
Lool. Serves you right 😜😜😜
— Adédiwúràọlá 🎀🤍 (@Essygold_) February 3, 2018
5. Miss Prim
https://twitter.com/_apinkeade1/status/959856592106721280
Why not magnify the “Chartered” with your work instead? The other part will come naturally.
Like when you are passing and a group of people say, “See that Chartered… She is the best though!”
6. Tjiani Habeeb
Are we really getting out of Recession?
There is difference between Paper statistics and Real life statistics.
The situation of an average Nigerian isn't getting better at all.
Our government should do more to revive this Economy.— COONLEY (@tijanihabeeb) February 3, 2018
7. Dipo Awojide
Just as Valentine’s Day is almost here, the conversation, just as it happens every year, has begun.
What should you be doing on that day?
Ogbeni Dipo has something to say.
https://twitter.com/OgbeniDipo/status/959739535239282688
Some replies:
Valentine is not all about buying things
— Yao Ming (@twenty405) February 3, 2018
Miracle is here to teach us about sex and true love:
Sex is never a means to express love. It's a misconception that have eaten deep into the society. True love sinneth not.
— Iloh Miracle (@iloh_ugo) February 3, 2018
https://twitter.com/Boyklef1/status/959832411524730880
https://twitter.com/PolitrackNg/status/959756664009379841
https://twitter.com/merrydalehamp/status/959806537278676994
